SHOW DIES LIKE CHRIS FARLEY

My Christmas wish has finally been granted: "Seinfeld," the smarmiest piece of drivel on television is coming to an end.

At last the no-talent leader of this 30 minute weekly dose of bile has finally agreed to take his egregious example of mediocrity off the airwaves forever.

Is their anything to like about the characters of "Seinfeld"? No!

Jerry: A simpering girlie-boy who makes obvious observations about everything except his own triteness.

George: A loud boob of an actor whose scope is more limited than a Janet Reno investigation.

Elaine: This bimbo must be a first-class tart off-screen. What rhymes with "witch"?

Kramer: Lousy rip-off character of "Jim" from "Taxi."

Neuman: Fat slob of a player who will hopefully do a "Farley" real soon.

The sooner "Seinfeld" is off the air, the better. I know this comes as hard news for the pseudo-intellectuals who watch the show. Maybe now, you can all stop being so smug and own up to the fact that your TV hero was nothing but an overly-spoiled baby boomer with no more than a thimble full of talent.

I hope Jerry Seinfeld does us all a favor and promises to never ruin television again with pabulum fare which typified each and every smelly episode of "Seinfeld."

Why would you write a long boring message in a seinfeld Fan folder if you hate the show. YOu just waiste a lot of people's time. and hate to break it to you, but millions of people disagree with you. There are plenty to like about each character. What shows do you like? Almost every ABC show is a take off of Seinfeld, or Mad About You, or Friends.........

This had to be the crappiest troll I've ever read. Please study up on what makes a good troll, then try again. I promise I won't let this bullshit example cloud my judgement next time.

GET OUT!!!

Oh oh, I smell a troll, and a sad one at that.

On Fri, 26 Dec 1997 03:33:53 -0800, cattlovrr wrote:

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You have a problem, man. While I will admit the show is batting .300 and has been for three or four years now, the fact of the matter is that Seinfeld has produced some of the funniest moments in the history of the medium.

The unpleasentness of the characters as you describe is in fact at the sore of their appeal. They're assholes, and they know it. they're just such assholes they refuse to do anything about it except revel in it; and thank God for that!

Let's face it, some of the best series in history feature jerks as the main characters. The Larry Sanders Show is the best sitcom EVER, anywhere, and I don't think Larry would win the Huminatas award. Remeber Buffalo Bill? Another of the best series ever produced.

How about Archie Bunker? Fred Sanford? Hell, Jim Kirk was pretty much an asshole, he just happened to be one hell of a leader to boot!

Jerry, and I am sure you are not reading this, THANK YOU from the bottom of my heart for a decade of quality television. Thank you for coming back from a very bad season two years ago (the one that ended with the Bette Midler episode) and giving us a reason not to regret loving the series Seinfeld.

It may not be art, but overall it's damn good TV and that's good enough for me.

And goddamnit, sometimes it WAS art.

I can't wait to see how it ends. I am expecting a "Newhart," like finale, with an unexpected twist that sets the casual viewer running for the hills and rewards the true fan (those of us who LOVED Susan's death, for example.).

Alan Doane

"Seinfeld's girl is 17, an innocent with Double D's..."

If you hated it so much, how would you know what typified anything, much less "each and every"??

This contradiction makes you one of two things, a hypocrite wimp who watched the show to please/impress someone else, or you are full of beans.

Take your pick. :::smiling sweetly:::

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On Fri, 26 Dec 1997 10:14:33 -0700, [email] (PrincessLamb) wrote:

Personally I think he is full of beans. And you know what that means....he'll start backfiring soon....so CLEAR THE NG!! The odor will be unbearable!

no doubt he watchs it. just like us

You sure do know a lot about a show and go a heck of a long way to drivel on about what you dont like...

Hey, maybe in the after Christmas sales..you can get a life!

I didn't know The Soup Nazi guy was on the net! :)

cattlovrr wrote:

You did a good job of describing the past two years of complete hell *real* Sein fans have been going through. I'm glad it's over.

Justin T.

cattlovrr wrote:

this guy only tunes in for friends

cattlovrr wrote:

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Wow, you are such a loser.

To quote from the late Chris Farley's SNL colleague, David Spade: "I want to cry for you, then punch you in the face!".

Amen, now if we could only get rid of Friends and Frasier.....

So that means to be a winner we need to completely devote our lives to watching a TV show. Just like you.

To quote (2 quotes, too) from the great Hunter S. Thompson (he's a writer. you know, books...those things you don't plug in, that don't have commercials.) "The only good yuppie is a dead yuppie." "We're living among a generation of swine."

Blue Skies, Black Death rick "If riding in a plane is flying, then riding in a boat is swimming. Shut up and jump....skydive"