"Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason." -Jerry Seinfeld
"My one regret in life is that I have no regrets." -I forget...sorry
"It's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza
"We the people of the United States of America, in order to form a more perfect union..." -Just couldn't resist. A lot of wonderful quotes can be found in our national texts.
"Not that there's anything wrong with that!" -The gang
"These pretzels are making me thirsty!" -The Gang
"Fame, this thing that I have, is very strange, very rare, and very meaningless." -Jason Alexander Michael Alexander