Seinfeld PEZ quote - need HELP!

S03E14 The Pez DispenserretroDec 4, 2000, 9:46 PM ET9 years later9 posts by 4 posters
Question

Fans help locate the exact quote from The Pez Dispenser episode involving a PEZ dispenser at a piano recital, with one providing a script resource and others discussing related pop culture references.

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Haytham Jaber

I can't remember the exact quote either but I think it may have been from the episode when Jerry a PEZ on Elaine's lap during George's girlfriend's piano recital...

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The PEZ CHICK

I found the whole script: http://www3.sympatico.ca/wensing.inst/scripts.htm

It's about #18 on the list

It took about 3 minutes at dogpile.com to find it. I had to search Seinfeld Scripts.

m-

Baphomet wrote:

The PEZ CHICKThe PEZ CHICK

I do remember that jackass interviewer on the Daily Show (Comedy Central) saying something like that to Jolly Jim when he was being interviewed.

But that line does sound familiar. Great now it's going bug the crud out of me!

M-

Baphomet wrote:

John TwernboldThe PEZ CHICK

Ouch! I've always thought Jon Stewert to be very down-to-earth, not to mention one of the funniest interviewers on late night TV. Or did you mean his predecessor, the smarmy Craig Kilborn?

Who?

John Twernbold jtwernbold (at) yahoo.com
DaveJohn Twernbold

Kilborn was a *god* when he used to do SportsCenter. Leaving ESPN was the biggest career mistake he ever made.

Dave (who sorely misses Olbermann too.)

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DaveJohn Twernbold

Kilborn was a *god* when he used to do SportsCenter. Leaving ESPN was the biggest career mistake he ever made.

Dave (who sorely misses Olbermann too.)

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The PEZ CHICKJohn Twernbold

Neither, it was one of the lackey "news" reporters. Michelle

John Twernbold wrote:

John TwernboldThe PEZ CHICK

Waitaminute--I think I remember that one! For those not familiar with the Daily Show, every night one of their "field reporters" goes out and covers a story, usually about some poor sap that doesn't realize it's a comedy show. They think they're on a real news show, and babble on about their hobby/pet/obsession/etc. while the "reporter" makes fun of them. Generally it's absolutely hilarious, although I sometimes wonder how the Daily Show finds people so gullible.

So, was this the one which made fun of people who collect PEZ dispensers? And is "Jolly Jim" some kind of leader/messiah of the PEZ collectors? Yeah, I can see how that'd hit pretty close to home for you guys... :-)

John Twernbold jtwernbold (at) yahoo.com
The PEZ CHICKJohn Twernbold

I believe he helped organize the first LA Pez Convention. He's a real nice guy. I met him at last years convention. He's pretty cool . He bought these awful fantasy Clown Pez at the auction, they were made with clown cake decorations. I had to leave but the last thing I heard him say was he was going to go smash them in the parking lot. It was pretty funny. He has some cool x-rays of a Pez gun and a Full body Santa at his site: http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/3600/

Michelle www.ilovepez.com

John Twernbold wrote: