Best Elaine Moment of all time!

Last nights New York Rerun " Maybe the dingo ate your baby!"

CLASSIC!!!!

deborah wrote:

No way! Best Elaine moment is a tie between:

1) The episode where she thinks she has rabies and spits the club soda up all over her herself; and

2) The subway episode where they have to bleep her screaming reaction to the subway stalling and the power going out.

My humble opinion.

Nah--my favorite moment is when she had her picture taken for her Christmas card, and the rest of the gang called her "Nip" for the rest of the episode because her nipple was showing in the card. :-) Now THAT'S classic!

. > [email] (Samsa) writes: . > > deborah wrote: . > > . > > >Last nights New York Rerun " Maybe the dingo ate your baby!" . > > . > > >CLASSIC!!!! . > > . > > No way! Best Elaine moment is a tie between: . > > . > > 1) The episode where she thinks she has rabies and spits the club soda . > > up all over her herself; and . > > . > > 2) The subway episode where they have to bleep her screaming reaction . > > to the subway stalling and the power going out. . > > . > > My humble opinion. . > . > Nah--my favorite moment is when she had her picture taken for her Christmas card, and . > the rest of the gang called her "Nip" for the rest of the episode because her nipple was showing . > in the card. :-) Now THAT'S classic! . >

I think the best one was when she hadnt eaten for three days to have an ulcer test and then she attacked Newman for the Coffee cake... :)

Greatest Elaine moment came in teh Busboy..she was trying to get rid of that Seattle guy...

In article Evieltte, [email] writes:

I think the best one is when Jerry is going to tell her George is engaged, and he teases her for a long time with some juicy knowledge, and then he says,

"George Costanza is engaged."

And she cocks back, pushes Jerry as hard as she can into the bedroom while screaming, "Get OUT!"

I love that one.

Meghan

I started laughing to myself the other day and can't get it out of my mind so my fav Elaine moment;

She and Jerry visiting his parents in Florida and she takes too many pain pills because of the back pain caused by the pull out bed. She runs around shouting "Stellllllla".

A quote from one of those Tennesse Williams -- Marlan Brando movies, I think..

On Sat, 22 Jun 1996, DEP wrote:

Try "A Streetcar Named Desire".

Until... Corey

Corey Weir ([email]) wrote:

Are you sure it wasn't from Rocky with Sylvester Stallone? This makes more sense to me because, as I remember Jerry had a black eye and had to wear big dark sunglasses to cover it up for the reception they went to.

Just wondering Andy

[email] wrote:

Yeah, that's it. The Rocky about the steamy south where Sly was in New Orleans and spent the entire film in a torn undershirt!

No one has mentioned my all time favorite Elaine scenes:

1) When she and Jerry are on his couch 'contracting' for sex. You know, "sleeping over is optional"!!

2) When she finds out that the Today Sponge is off the market and she goes to every drug store in town to gather what supplies she can. Then, she interviews her (at the time) boyfriend to determine his level of "spongeworthiness"!

Does anyone agree? Bev

Sorry, no...I think #1 was one of the most forced and unfunny moments of the show; #2 isn't to far behind :(... --JLR

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Yesss!!!!!!! The today sponge. or indeed when she finally works out the copy for the Himalayan walking shoe ..

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walking shoe

I personally like the one where she is trying to get the guy she was living with back to Seattle. But her alarm clock didn't go off and she is in a frenzy trying to get the guy dressed and out the door!

[email] (BSeaver214) wrote:

I agree with you on the spongeworthy episode. I am waiting anxiously -- video tape in hand -- for it to be shown again.

[email] wrote:

Go to the Blockbuster and rent "A Streetcar Named Desire" and report back to us, Andy. That is probably Marlon Brando's most memorable scenes and one of the most famous scenes of all times. Even people who have never seen the movie have seen that particular clip.

Monty

yep.

My favorite is in "The Cigar Store Indian," when Elaine runs in to her subway admirer at chez Costanza. When he gives her the bouquet made from Frank's copy of TV Guide, the look she gives him is absolutely priceless, as is the way she says, "ewww, thanks."

How about the episode where Kramer takes a picture of Elaine for a Xmas card, and she sends them out to all her family and friends, and even to her church. Then she realizes that her nipple is showing in the pic. I loved that one. I would also like to get one of those cards:).

s.a.sullivan ([email]) wrote:

You want a Christmas card? Here's your Christmas card!!

How about the one where Elaine leaves a filthy message on the tape recorder while Jerry uses it to tape his act. (Without telling him). The whole episode, Jerry, George and Kramer keep replaying the tape.

When Elaine finally tells them it was her, they all start giving her the craziest look. (At that point, she just says "Well, I gotta go")

Did anyone else think that was hilarious...

the best elaine moment is when she is rushing to get her houseguest to the airport and she almost beats the van wyck.

deborah wrote:

I gotta admit the dingo line was pretty good. What made it funnier was the way Elaine kept repeating it.

In case anyone was wondering the line is from the movie "A Cry in the Dark" with Meryl Streep. Its based on the true story of a woman who claims her baby daughter was killed by a wild dog (dingo) while camping in the Australian countryside, and gets put on trial for murder. Not that there was anything funny about that.

and was found guilty - sent to prison,,, then evidence turned up that a dingo had in fact killed her child and she was let go....

	~P

[email] (Peter Ryan) wrote:

What evidence turned up that proved the dingo ate the child? did the dingo confess?

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This is the episode where George persuaded Jerry to go to a party in Long Island so he can talk to this woman from work he is into. Jerry get's Elaine to go with em, and they don't know anyone there, so decide to make a pact to come to eachother's rescue when the conversations get out o hand or dull. But in short, Elaine is sitting on the couch and this women is going off about her fiancee. "Have you seen my fiancee, anyone seen my fiancee, I"ve lost my fiancee". Elaine then rebuts (cause she is so balsy) "Maybe the dingo ate your baby" (in her lamest Aussi / Meryl Streep accent) it is a classic moment. Another classic moment was last nights (around here anyway) episode where Elaine turns the gay man, and Jerry pulls an elaine when she tells him this. Jerry shoves elaine and "Geeeeet OUT!!". too hilarious.

Well, the dingo comment was classic, of course, but I must add my two cents here for what is my personal favorite Elaine moment. It went something like this:

Elaine: Well, all women have faked it at one time or another.

Jerry: Not with me. I think *I* would know.

Elaine: Well, you didn't!

Jerry: You faked it with me? But the heavy breathing, the moaning, the screaming, the writhing ?

Elaine: Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake!

Even better was the end of the same show, when their friendship appeared to be over because Jerry wanted "another chance... I can make it happen." Elaine: All right, I'll give you half an hour. (Removes coat in strict business-like fashion, walking towards bedroom.)

My favorite moment with Elaine was the last "Get-out!!" push/scream combo she did to Kramer in the Soup Nazi episode! The leading up to it was great, too, in the previous episodes: the Get-Out's!! kept getting louder and harder!

(ps. notice all the exclamation points)

Ang Claxton

How about:

"He took it out......He took IT out......HE TOOK IT OUT"

"Are you SURE"

"Jerry......"

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In the end he couldn't do it because George talked about impotence! He blamed it on George too!

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I think one of the funniest Elaine moments was when, because she'd had a dreadful night's sleep in a broken cot at Jerry's parents' house, she took mucho valium. When she then attended some event involving Jerry's father, she was whacked out and drunkenly, giddily kept repeating "Stella.... STELLA" (ala Stanley Kowalski) after being introduced to a friend of the Seinfeld's. Hilarious!!!! Hollis

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That case was really ugly. Convictions and overturned. Have to ask some Aussies to comment on it.

[email] (Bill Chan) wrote:

I'm not an Aussie, but I've seen the movie in question a couple times. It's called "A Cry in the Dark." It starred Meryl Streep as this woman who goes on a camping trip with her family, and when the baby is left alone for a few minutes in the tent, a dingo comes along and hence the line, "Maybe a dingo ate your baby." She subsequently goes to jail because no one believes the story and they can't find the baby's body. Years later, some hunters are out in the area where the camping expedition had taken place, and they find the baby's sweater. Experts declare that rips in the sweater could only have been made by a dingo. Thus, Streep's character is finally released from prison. Good movie, y'all should rent it sometime.

Tracey

not an aussie but... the childs tattered clothes showed up something like ten years later or so, clearly shredded by a dingo, the mother was then released.

The best scene with Elaine is when she is out of toilet paper, and is next to (unbeknownst to her) Jerry's girlfriend who can't even "spare a square". She had these little socks on that we're so cute. T

The episode where she's frantically trying to get the annoying guy from Seattle to the airport in time for his flight after having overslept.

"and then I hit the Van Wyck..."

Yolanda

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I also liked it onthe last episode fromlast season when she pokes George in the chest and says "You don't ask, You TELL"

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