The best 30 seconds of Seinfeld...

Nov 17, 199711 posts by 10 posters
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Fans discuss their favorite 30-second moments from the show, including Jerry's reservation rant, George's marine biologist story, and Kramer's one-liners.

11 posts
Chandrashekar S

I agree , This is one of the best . I couldnt stop laughing at this one...... i watched it with couple of my friends who hadnt seen the JFK movie...and they didnt know what the hell was happenin' .

jerry: U know how to take the reservation but u dont know how to HOLD the reservation....... probably one of the best lines delivered by jerry..... and the way he moves his hand in the air while saying "anybody any can take the reservation".....just too hilarious.

i also liked the one where george pretends to be the marine biologist.... he starts out like this "the sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man sending his soup back to the deli....".... and it ends with kramer saying "a hole in one huh".

Another good 30 seconds i liked was one where kramer is telling jerry and george abt saving a bus load of passengers from a terrorist or something...... another unforgettable 30 seconds..... esp the way jerry says "u kept making the stops...." ...

boy ....i love this show....

-chandra.

Mine has to be that photo shoot involving Kramer and George. I laughed so hard I fell off the sofa. The sequence at the end of the episode, at the post office was great too.

Erin A. Schuster

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can anybody tell me which episode this was in? I've seen it but can't remember where.

Big week in the UK this week - tonight is the first showing here of The Marine Biologist, and on Thursday it's the first showing of The Invitations, when Elaine dies from licking the toxic glue. After hearing everybody say it's one of the best episodes ever (Marine Biologist) I can't wait.

Cheers GD

The Airport.

Little off here. Susan dies not Elaine. Don't know if that was a Freudian slip or I just ruined it for you.

licking

oops I meant to say Susan

Isn't a Freudian slip when you say one thing and mean your mother?

GD

A Freudian slip is when you say something and it reveals something you'd prefer to keep hidden. It reveals the way you really feel about something.... I think. Hey, I'm just a secretary in a Psyc dept.

Cath.

DaveC. Corey

In , "C. Corey" writes:

Close Cath. Not really something you'd prefer to keep hidden, rather something subconscious that you're most likely not even aware of. [email] (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.)
CQuarantaDave

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I must be alone here - but for me the funniest bit was when George couldn't find his glasses. He goes to Jerry's refrigerator and gets out an onion, and then starts eating it, thinking it was an apple or something. Maybe I was on glue that day, but I laughed as hard i did when I saw the "Mrs. Niggerbater's exploded" bit on Monty Python for the first time.

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MichelCQuaranta

"Oh don't be so sentimental Mother, things explode every day..."

GeejiaMichel

I love the scene when George first walks into the apartment with the sports glasses on and says "Jerry I've had it with this city. I'm leaving" (something to that effect) and Jerry says "And you plan on doing this by tunneling through the center of the earth?" Cracks me up every time I see it!

"Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?"--GCostanza