******DAVID H,S OPIN LEDDIR TO PERESIDINT CLITON****88***

******DAVID H,S OPIN LEDDIR TO PERESIDINT CLITON****88***

DEER PERSIDIT CLITON,

HOW ARE YOU? I AM FINE. I NO YOU FORM TV AND THE PAPIR AND I JUST WON,T YOU TO NO THOT I THING YOR GRATE!!!!1 YOU ARE A NICE WON!!!

CHELSY IS A BABE!! CAN I DATE HER? I HAEV NO DESISES AND HAEV LOTS AND LOTS OF FRENDS ON THE ENTERNET!! AND THAT PRONOGRAPHIE ON M Y COMPUOTER ISNT MINE!! IT BELONGS TO GENERAL PROTECTSION FALT SO FIRE HIM AND SAY HAY BUDDY DONT AKS DONT TELL!!

AND BUT IF YOU LET ME DATE CHELSY BE SURE TO TELL HER I WON,T TO GO **ALL THE WAY** ON THE FURTS DATE OK. I,M SHUR YOU NO THE FEELING. I AM GOOD AT **OTHER** PLESURING TOO NUJ NUJ WINK WINK.

OR IF YOU WON,T ME TO HELP YOU IN A 3-SOME WITH YOR FRIGGID WIFE I CAN WARM HER UP OK CAUSE SHE NEEDS IT BAD.

BUT THE OTHER DAY I FARTED IN THE ELEVATOR AFTER EATING A GORDITA SANTA FAY FROM TACO BELL. TALK ABOT NOT INHALING!!!!

SOMETIEMS ME TINKLE IN MY U NDER WHERE IF I GET TOO ECSITED. DO YOU EVER DO THAT?

DID YOU THING THAT BOB DOAL WAS A MEAN WON? IF HE IS JUST SAY THE WORD AND I'LL PLAY TRICKS ON HIM--I'LL HIDE HIS PIN!! HAHAHA!! DO YOU THING HE,S EVER **USED** THE PIN ON HIS WIFE?? NO, THATS NO WHOT I MENT! I MEAN DOSE HE EVER RITE HER NOTES WITH IT? LIEK "HONIE PLEASE WASH MY UNDERHWERE'S CAUESE I TEE TEE IN THEM AT WORK"???

BOB DOALE JOKE: HOW CAN YOU TELL THAT BOB DOLE HAS BEEN WITH A HOOKER? CAUSE SHE HAS PEN MARKS ALL OVER HER!!! HAHAHAHA!

ANY HOWS AND BUT THIS IS THE IND OF MY LEDDIR BUT PLEASE DO RITE BACK AND LET ME NO ABOT THOSE PICUTRES I GOT OF YOU WITH THE 14 YEAR OLE CAUSE IT'S EITHER YOU BUY THEM OR I SELL THEM TO TABLOID.

YOUR *BEST * P AL DAVID H PS; CALL OFF THE GOONS CAUSE I'M SICKA THEM FOLLOWNG ME AROJND OK. I GESS THEY ARE YOR GOONS WHOO KNOWS PROBERLY JUST THAT DAMB NAYBORHOOD WATCH PROGRAM THAT KEEPS GETTING ME IN TRUBBUL. DAMB DOO GOODERS. THAT CAT WAS COMING RITE AT MY BIKE AND THEIR WAS NOTHINK I CULD DO BUT SQUISH IT. THIN THEY GOTTA TALE THE COPS THAT I CHASED IT ACROSS 3 LAWNS. THESE WERE ALL LIES!! PS2: THEIR ARE LOTS AND LOTS OF NICE W ONS HEAR IN THIS CHAT ROOM SO PLEASE C OME VISIIT!! MY BEST POSTS ARE NOW ON THE WEB!! PS3: I GOT CAUHT PEEING ON BULDING AT SCHKOOL CAN YOU GIVE ME EXECTIVE PARDIN? PS4: WHIN YOU LEVE OFFICE, OR GET IMPEECHED AS THE CASE MAY BE, YOU CAN OPIN A WINDOW CLEENING COMPANIE CALLED "I FEEL YOUR PANE". HAR HAR. PS5: DONT YOU THING DX IS A JERK? I YANK HIS CHANE EACH DAY AN HE GO FUREOUS. MAY BE HE BE A PLA AFTER ALL HOO KNOWS!

I don't post here much, but I want to be a nice won. DAVIDH wrote in message ...

How can anyone with a heart or a sense of humour criticise David H, when he gives us such a good giggle at the expense of a politician. "NICE WON!"

THINK YOU ANN YOR ON THE NICE WON LIST@!!!!!

YOU ARE FROM ENLIND? WHICH OF THESE 3 SHOES DO YOU WACH OVER THERE REAL WORLD 90210 OR SENEFELET?

I THING INGLISH ARE SUCH NICE PEEPULS!! I THOT OF BENG WON WONCE.

WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH WE BALED YOU OUT OF WW2 AND YOU NO WHOT THE FRENCH NEVER THANGED US!!! I HATE THE FRECH!!! [address] I HATE FRENCH!!! BOOOOOO.! BUT I LIEK "MR FRENCH" FROM FAMILUY AFFAIR. BUFFY! JODY! TIME FOR DINNER!!

BY NOW NICE WON FROM "NICEWONLAND" = ENGLIND.

DAVID H.

Yes.

Seinfeld - saw him live at London Palladium last Sunday, he was great.

Keep up the good work, David!!!

It obviously takes a lot of creativity and effort to wind up so many people, heh heh! If they were less po-faced about it they would see the funny side.

Ann

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I have not laughed this hard since the doctors told me I was pregnant.

--m, taking the sycophantic road to NICE WONnitude.