****DAVID H WILL RITE A POME FOR *YOU* PERSONALLEY******

Jul 17, 199817 posts by 8 posters
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Off-topic thread where a poster offers to write personalized poems for newsgroup members.

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DAVID H

:-) :-) :-) HOW WULD YOU LEIK ME, DAVID H, TO RITE A POME **JUST** FOR YOU AND POST IT HEAR?? FOR FREE!!!! HUH? YULE HAFTA TALK LOUDER I GOT AN EARWAX BUILD UP AND CAN'T HERE SO GOOD.

ANYHOO, JUST LET ME KNOW BY RESPOINDING TO THIS AND I'LL RITE A POME ABOUT YOU AND **JUST** FOR YOU. IF YOU RATHHER HAVE IT PRIVATE BY EMAILE I CAN DO THAT TOO. OTHERWIASE I'LL POST IT HEAR.(THAT'LL RELLIE PISS THE MEAN WONS OFF :-)

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**************WONS*******************
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YOUR BEST PAL...AND CHAT ROOOM POET LARRIETTE...DAVID H! PS: EVER WONDER IF THE MEAN WONS HATE ME SO MUCH WHY DO THEY HANG AROND? PS2; DONT DELAY ACT NOW,ALLOW IF YOR STILL ALIVE, 6 TO 8 YEARS TO ARRIVE,....DAVID H IS WALKING ON THE SUN!!! DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT...DOOT DOOT DOOT DPPT DOOOT!!!!!

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DAVID H↩ DAVID H

I FORGET!!! YOU ON IT NOW!!!! LOOK!!!

ALSO LOOK A POME JJUST FOR YOU!

SOME PEEPUL LOOK AT BEING WET WITH DISDANE BUT I HAPPEN TO LOVE A DAY WITH BLUE RAIN!!

BLUE RAIN BLUE RAIN COME SHOWER ME NOW I CHERISH YOUR FRENSHIP JUST LIEK A SACRED COW!!

YOR PAL DAVYD

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flaccid erudition↩ DAVID H

[email] posted:

which dane?

--m, wondering about david's procilivity towards...water sports...

<moacir p. de sa pereira> [email] NOTE NEW EMAIL ADDRESS-------^^^^^^ the news is next...
DAVID H↩ DAVID H

PEAT PEAT NOW A NICE WON I GREET YOU USED TO BE MEAN BUT NOW YOU HAVE SEEN A BETTIR SIDE TO LIEF WITHOUT ALL THE STRIFE.

OH PEAT OH PEAT YOU HAVE STINKY FEET? DONT WORRIE DONT CARE CAUSE NICE WONS ARE THEIR!!

NOW PEAT KNOWS TWICE THE JOY OF BENG NICE AND FOREVER OUR TREAT WILL BE POSTS BY A NICE PEAT!!

YOR PAL DAVID H.

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DAVID H↩ DAVID H

OK HEARS MY POME FOR GIRLIELAW:

GIRLIE LAW OH GIRLIE LAW YOU CULD NEVER STICK IN MY CRAW CAUSE YOR A NICE WON GIRLIE LAW OH GIRLIE LAW

MICHELLE, MY BELLE PLEESE TELL ME OH TELL SPEEK SOFTLY DONT YELL CAUSE IM FEELING WELL

YOR LOVE SOARS HIGH AND YOR FRENSHIP NEVR SAYS BYE YOR THE BEST I EVER SAW OH GIRLIE LAW OH GIRLIE LAW.

YOR FREND DAVID H.

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DAVID H↩ DAVID H

LAURRIE ZOTELA DONT ASKA DONT TELLA CAUSE THIN YOU WILL LERN OH HOW MY HART YERN FOR YOR SPIRIT IS HIGH AND MY SOLE IT DOTH SIGH SENSE FROM UP ABOVE ITS YOU I DO LOVE!!

YOR A NICE WON OH ZOTELLA OH LARRIE LETS KEEP THIS THRED UP AND MAKE MEAN WONS SORRIE. I THINKA YOU NICE I THINKA YOU TWICE I THINKA YOU ZOTELLA YOR A NICE WON FOREVER!!!

YOUR PAL DAVHD

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Goober↩ DAVID H

Write won about me! DAVIDH wrote in message ...

DAVID H↩ Goober

GOOBER GOOBER SUCH A TROOPER BE A PAL LIEK MARTIN BUBER. (SORRY BUT RHYMING GOOBER IS TOUGH)

FROM MOUNTIN TOPS TO RIVER BEND I HOPE YOU ALL WAYS BE A FREND!!

SO GOOBER GOOBER YOU ARE SUPER ALL WAYS CROSS POST TO OUR NEWSGROUP.

YOUR PAL DAVID H!!!11

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FuzzMom↩ DAVID H

After seeing such clever pomes, I would like to have won written for me too, please, David H.. Don't fresh with my screen name now! :-)

Cris

FuzzMom↩ FuzzMom

I was so excited, I missed a word. I meant don't GET fresh with my screen name. :-) Can't wait to see my personal pome!

minnietee↩ FuzzMom

David H., I think you are a nice won and a funny won and you're won good poet, too! I'm a quiet won but nice won, so, while you are in a poetic mood, how about writing won for me?? Pretty please??

-Minnietee

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Kevin Richard Gowen↩ DAVID H

Hey DAVID H! Write a poem about me! Please let it mention the Spice Girls.

Kevin R. Gowen, II "Next time some eight foot tall, wild-eyed maniac taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall and asks you if you've paid your dues, well, you just do what ole Jack Burton always does at a time like
DAVID H↩ Goober

PONE FOR FUZZ MOM:

FUZZ MOM FUZZ MOM YOU DROP DA BOMB YOU CHEER US ON WITH YOR POM POM.

FUZZ MOM FUZZ MOM LAFFS LIKE A SIT COM DANCE A JIGGLE SHAKE A TOM TOM.

YOU ARE FUN YEAH THAT THE BUZZ WHIN THE CHIPS ARE DOWN JUST CALL THE FUZZ!!

YOUR BEST PAL DAVID H

FuzzMom↩ DAVID H

Thank you for the nice pome, David. I liked it a lot. You are very creative.

Cris

Newman↩ FuzzMom

Yeah, and watch it David. If you don't do everyrthing she says she'll turn on you.

DAVID H↩ Goober

POME FOR KEVVIN GOEWN:

KEVIN GOWEN AINT DISAVOWIN' HE TELL THE TRUTH HE LIEK A SLUETH.

NEVER EVER SEEN HIS FACE KEVIN GIVE ME FREE WEB SPACE.

KEV A NICE WON HE A FREND HE REALLIE LIKE THE DAVID H TREND.

HE REALLY SMART HIS BRANE IS REVVIN' A GOOD CHAT PAL IS OUR PLA KEVIN!

HIS KIND SPIRIT RISES ABOVE STRONG AND WEAK I HOPE HE HAS FUN AND DOSE THE FREEK.

YOUR PAL DAVID H.

ann↩ DAVID H

DAAVID PLEZE RITE A POME FOUR MEE ABOTE BENE INLISH AN DRIKKIGN TEA IM A NICE WON THROOO AN THROO IF YEW DUNT ILL CRIE, BOO HOO

YURE FUNY THREDS DOO MAEK ME GRIN IME SAD YEW HAV NO KITH AN KIN I HOEP YEW FINED A BRUTHER RO SISTER AN NASRTY MEAN WONS AL GEET BLISSTERS

P.S. THIS CHATROOM IS NOOO FUN AT AL EXCPTE THESE FUNY THIGS WIHC YEW RITE. WY DUNT YEW START A ALT.FAN.DAVIDH CHATERROME AN THEN USS NICE WONS CAN AL TALK WITHOTE MEAN WONS TRIYIN TOO INTAFEER.