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StevenApr 28, 2004, 1:07 AM ETalt.tv.seinfeld

i was thinking... how many times and in what eppisodes does Jerry or the gang use the F-word? of course they bleap it out, but it is implied. i can think of two times....

1) during the episode when Jerry cusses in front of the kid in front of his mother, twice, the second time after the kid tears up something of Jerry's on the table.

2) when Jerry was dating Miss Rhode Island and he is in the limo with her and Kramer who has become her manager. He goes to give her a goodnight kiss, Kramer interupts, and then when they are driving away, Kramer is humming the miss america chant and Jerry says, "oh shut the F up."

i am sure there are other times. lets hear em!

Steven

Émile KhordocApr 28, 2004, 1:08 AM ET↩ Stevenalt.tv.seinfeld

When Elaine gets stuck on the subway, I think she screams (to herself, in her head) "Move this fucking train!" I probably have the exact words wrong. There's also the running joke where Elaine almost swears, but either gets cut off or her voice fades away. One time she says "I don't really give a..." then slams the bathroom door behind her. It's the same joke as in The Finale, when she says to Kramer "Why don't you just shove it up your..." and he stops her from finishing.

Emile

Mark MellinApr 28, 2004, 6:15 PM ET↩ Émile Khordocalt.tv.seinfeld

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I tried in vain to place this episode last night. Does anyone recall which episode it was?

Mark

Émile KhordocApr 28, 2004, 6:54 PM ET↩ Mark Mellinalt.tv.seinfeld

I think it's when Elaine starts hanging out with Susan, and George worries that his "worlds are colliding". Jerry tells Elaine that George isn't too happy about her calling Susan, and she delivers that line.

Emile

Mark MellinApr 28, 2004, 11:57 PM ET↩ Émile Khordocalt.tv.seinfeld

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Ah, The Pool Guy, thanks.

Mark

Émile KhordocApr 28, 2004, 6:55 PM ET↩ Émile Khordocalt.tv.seinfeld

ï¿½mile Khordoc wrote:

My mistake: she actually says "blow it out your...", not "shove it up your...".

Emile

Émile KhordocApr 29, 2004, 8:04 PM ET↩ Émile Khordocalt.tv.seinfeld

I just saw another instance of that joke, in "The Dinner Party".

George and Kramer arrive at the bakery where Jerry and Elaine are waiting. George asks Elaine what's the matter with her foot. Elaine: "Somebody put a cane on it! Just like the cane that I'm gonna put up your..." Then Jerry interrupts: "Hey, what happened to your gortex jacket?"

Emile

VincentApr 28, 2004, 12:10 PM ET↩ Stevenalt.tv.seinfeld

On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 22:07:37 -0700, "Steven" wrote:

I've wondered- when that episode was taped did Jerry cuss in front of the studio audience and the child actor?

Émile KhordocApr 28, 2004, 12:34 PM ET↩ Vincentalt.tv.seinfeld

Perhaps more importantly, did the child actually swear in his two bleeped lines? "-You remember Jerry, don't you? -Of course. He's a funny fuck!" "Thanks for ruining my dad's business, you fat fuck!"

Emile

ErApr 28, 2004, 1:44 PM ET↩ Émile Khordocalt.tv.seinfeld

"ï¿½mile Khordoc" wrote in message news:n2Rjc.107928$[email]...

his

Jerry's

It sounds like he does (you can hear the 'f' before the bleep) and his lips (as any lip-reader will tell you at parties and barmitzwahs) clearly say the following 'uck'.

Er

LRodApr 28, 2004, 1:16 PM ET↩ Eralt.tv.seinfeld

On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 12:44:33 -0500, "Er" wrote:

Please. They're not a novelty act.

- - LRod

Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite

Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

Phil R.Apr 28, 2004, 3:28 PM ET↩ Eralt.tv.seinfeld

On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 12:44:33 -0500, "Er" wrote:

He actually says ".... funny feek", and " .... you fat feek."

--Phil

Death BlowMay 11, 2004, 5:50 AM ET↩ Phil R.alt.tv.seinfeld

Phil R. wrote:

Then what is the deal with beeping it out?

osmiumMay 11, 2004, 6:15 AM ET↩ Death Blowalt.tv.seinfeld

Death Blow writes:

front of

of

lips

say the

It's called humor.

Death BlowMay 11, 2004, 6:34 AM ET↩ osmiumalt.tv.seinfeld

osmium wrote:

Hm. never heard of it.......but if the humor get bleeped out how can we know that humor is what it is? What is the deal with *beep*? *beep* is not a meal!

SSmithMay 1, 2004, 3:12 PM ET↩ Stevenalt.tv.seinfeld

You guys forgot the Non-fat yogourt slip up...

Elaine: You want to taste mine? George: Oh, you want to taste mine.

Elaine: No, I don't.

George: Okay, if you want to taste mine, you don't have to offer me some of yours.

Elaine: All right, let's just forget it.

Jerry: You know, Kramer's going to clean up on this place.

George: What do you mean?

Jerry: He invested in it.

George: No kidding?

Jerry: Yeah. We've been coming here everyday. This is so *beep*ing (fucking) good.

Elaine: Jerry!