This Poem's For You

Sep 5, 2003, 9:03 AM ET63 posts by 13 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
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Off-topic thread where user shares a religious poem, sparking brief debate about religion and evolution with mostly dismissive responses.

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righteralt.tv.seinfeld

Here's a poem I spent all night on.

When God Walks By.

When you're doing what you do,

And are not expecting.

If He walks by, Swiftly and Most Collected,

Do you salute the Son

Although it's Unexpected?

Ready to Fight, Ready to Die, Ready to Ride with

The Ruler of the Sky?

Have you yourself been put to the test?

Have you found your Niche, a Place to Nest?

If you haven't,

There's Nothing to Fear,

Just keep doin' what you're doin'

And He will Appear.

Do you think he'd just Leave us?

Read those Tales of Yore.

The Tales of Good News, I mean.

Good News of Times in store.

I don't know about you,

But I'd rather not face the Blues.

Where you've made way too many mistakes,

And couldn't acknowledge His Grace;

To SEE his Forgiving Nature,

Like the Forgiving Love of Mother Nature.

All day, all night, The Love stays with you.

But you will be tested,

This He must do.

For God develops your Mind,

As well as a Your Heart.

He wants us all to Delight

In what He has in His Heart,

I don't know about you,

But it's a great feeling

When He walks by,

When He Approves.

For there's nothing in this world

To Comfort you more,

Than the knowledge that your God Is With You.

He's Pure as the Mountain with the Purest Snow

And Nothing can change this,

THIS I know.

So go on about you're Daily Dos

But try to think of Him a time or two.

He loves us all, One by One,

'Cause YOU are like His only One.

And when darkness falls upon your head,

Think only of the Thread,

That is as Mighty as the Strongest Steel

That connects you to His Tender Heart,

Whenever you Want, Whoever You Are,

He's as Graceful as the Peaceful Dove,

'Cause This One's ALL ABOUT THE LOVE.

AMEN

JackBlackrighteralt.tv.seinfeld

On Fri, 05 Sep 2003 13:03:46 GMT, "righter" wrote:

There is no god , just Darwins theory of evolution.

Wavy GJackBlackalt.tv.seinfeld

I know it may be wrong, but I'm in love with JackBlack's mom.

Then how do you explain me? Hmm?

Russell BWavy Galt.tv.seinfeld

Despite all his or her rage, [email] (Wavy G) is still just a rat in a cage:

Your parents were even dumber.

Wavy GRussell Balt.tv.seinfeld

I know it may be wrong, but I'm in love with Russell B's mom.

No please, spare the jokes. I mean, explain how I am God's special lamb if there is no God. Hmm?

Russell BWavy Galt.tv.seinfeld

Despite all his or her rage, [email] (Wavy G) is still just a rat in a cage:

Somewon called in a prank order.

Russell Brighteralt.tv.seinfeld

Despite all his or her rage, "righter" is still just a rat in a cage:

No, really. Somewon called in and was all like, "Hello? Yes, I'd like to order some lamb, please. Yes, I'll come in and pick it up. Hmm? My name? Oh...my name. Yeah, well...hmm...just bill it to 'God.' Tee-hee! I mean, OK bye." And that is how Wavy G was created. Which makes sense, because he has always been kind of a joke.

Wavy GFlipper Mikealt.tv.seinfeld

I know it may be wrong, but I'm in love with Flipper Mike's mom.

Why would you change the Subject? What's wrong with "This Poem's For You"?

Someone keeps resurrectime my past posts. But oddly, I don't feel sheepish about it. LOL?

"Flipper Mike" wrote in message news:yFCib.6686$[email]...

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name?

mean,

because he

Wavy GRussell Balt.tv.seinfeld

I know it may be wrong, but I'm in love with Russell B's mom.

I wouldn't expect the sheep to understand. but hey, that goes with the job I suppose.

JackBlackWavy Galt.tv.seinfeld

On Fri, 05 Sep 2003 16:12:45 GMT, [email] (Wavy G) wrote:

You're gods special lamb because your father loves sheep.

Wavy GJackBlackalt.tv.seinfeld

I know it may be wrong, but I'm in love with JackBlack's mom.

Yes, God (my "father") loves all of you sheep.

JackBlackWavy Galt.tv.seinfeld

On Fri, 05 Sep 2003 16:07:57 GMT, [email] (Wavy G) wrote:

She's such a whore.

sometimes evolution combined with a poor gene pool works in reverse and forms an educatable retard such as yourself.

This often happens when your parents are brother and sister in an arkansas sort of way < remember Deleverance ? >

anyway I digest........I'm sure your parents are not brother and sister........just cousins.

regards...........Jack      ;->

On Sat, 06 Sep 2003 11:07:48 GMT, "Erich Wise" wrote:

Exactly my point , I had just eaten some Baby back ribs with a baked potato and caesar salad...........you didn't think the word I was looking for was digress , did you?

 regards...........Jack      ;->
Errighteralt.tv.seinfeld

"righter" wrote in message news:SQ%5b.18669$[email]...

Took you all night?

Er

righterEralt.tv.seinfeld

"Er" wrote in message news:bja3h5$t53$[email]...

Yep.

rightercdt1968alt.tv.seinfeld

"cdt1968" wrote in message news:[email]...

I was on a "new drug."

Wavy Gcdt1968alt.tv.seinfeld

I know it may be wrong, but I'm in love with cdt1968's mom.

Something tells me no...but she should've been. lol?

Russell BEralt.tv.seinfeld

Despite all his or her rage, "Er" is still just a rat in a cage:

You should do something about that stammering. It makes you seem unsure of yourself, lol.

On Fri, 05 Sep 2003 13:03:46 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, righter puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's told -

I go this far....

Magnificent Bastard Productions � http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com

"The Magnificent Bastard" wrote in message news:[email]...

Funny, but everyone else seemed to read something, and you're window came up blank? I'd contact your system administrator. Have a good 'un.

JackBlackrighteralt.tv.seinfeld

On Fri, 05 Sep 2003 15:58:06 GMT, "righter" wrote:

William only "go this far" because he don't read so well.

righterJackBlackalt.tv.seinfeld

"JackBlack" wrote in message news:[email]...

in

the

whenever

up

Do he talk like Car Milone talk? 'Coz, I t'ink Car Milone got good juju.

JackBlackrighteralt.tv.seinfeld

On Sat, 06 Sep 2003 07:14:55 GMT, "righter" wrote:

chew chew my juju.......

I know it may be wrong, but I'm in love with The Magnificent Bastard's mom.

I got this far...then I got confused and gave up. You know, all those spaces. Confusing.

righterWavy Galt.tv.seinfeld

"Wavy G" wrote in message news:[email]...

mom.

Pictures please.

Wavy Grighteralt.tv.seinfeld

I know it may be wrong, but I'm in love with righter's mom.

Pictures? Can you capture the feelings of affection in a picture? The longing...the pining...the painful feeling of unrequited love for a fellow poster's mother in a picture? Oh, were that the case, I would take those pictures of love, convert them into a "jpeg" or other compatible file format, and email them to the won (1) true love of my life--Magnificent Bastard's mom.

righterWavy Galt.tv.seinfeld

"Wavy G" wrote in message news:[email]...

Wavy G? Are you fucking with me?

the

whenever

Wavy Grighteralt.tv.seinfeld

I know it may be wrong, but I'm in love with righter's mom.

Nothing could be wronger, lol?

righterJackBlackalt.tv.seinfeld

"JackBlack" wrote in message news:[email]...

You're petty insults do nothing but assure me that you're a skidmark on the underwear of life.

JackBlackrighteralt.tv.seinfeld

On Sat, 06 Sep 2003 07:17:13 GMT, "righter" wrote:

speaking of ass stains , say hello to your brother <my son> for me . the whore that your mother is , sued me for child support , and the check is in the mail.

But for the record , she's a dead fuck..

Albeit the palamony is worth it because she gives better than aversge blow jobs......I also like it that she enjoys licking my brown eye and loves being F*#$ed in the arse.

regards Jack ;->

BTW.....I consider you as the son I've always *wanted*.

righterJackBlackalt.tv.seinfeld

"Jack Black" wrote in message news:[email]...

the

I was adopted by a a wolf, so all your best efforts were like a fart in the wind, going away from the people you wished to defile, and into the wild blue yonder, you're only chance now being to give yourself an Atomic wedgy and try and catch up to the people who are running away from you, yelling out, "There's a mo-ron with shit stains on his drawers, run for your life!"

You give up beeatch?

JackBlackrighteralt.tv.seinfeld

On Sat, 06 Sep 2003 12:53:41 GMT, "righter" wrote:

Sure Mowgli , and I'm Ozzy's illegitimate son , so I guess we both "Bark at the moon".

Russell BWavy Galt.tv.seinfeld

Despite all his or her rage, [email] (Wavy G) is still just a rat in a cage:

That last part was *such* a total ripoff of me.

Russell Brighteralt.tv.seinfeld

Despite all his or her rage, "righter" is still just a rat in a cage:

I got a poem for you: lick dick, lol.

Zen Cohenrighteralt.tv.seinfeld

"righter" wrote in message news:SQ%5b.18669$[email]...

I say, "Ooooh, Baby, you look so fine today."

But the Lawd just walk right by me without saying a word.

Them Dieties is so stuck up.

They must think they God or sumpin.

righterZen Cohenalt.tv.seinfeld

"Zen Cohen" wrote in message news:KEg6b.4139$[email]...

You just shot yourself in the face with your own cum.

ohh for christs sake give me a fucking break... God boy. crossposting cunt. how about a big fucking bold OT in the subject. asshole.

"righter" wrote in message news:SQ%5b.18669$[email]...

Wavy GFrogiswrongalt.tv.seinfeld

I know it may be wrong, but I'm in love with Frogiswrong's mom.

Hi.

Do you want to hear my theory about how I am "God's special lamb"? It's a recent revelation I've had and I was thinking about sharing this with yous guys. I was just waiting for a good time to do it. What do you think, Froggy?

Wavy GWavy Galt.tv.seinfeld

I know it may be wrong, but I'm in love with Frogiswrong's mom.

Uh, Frog? I asked you a question.

"Frogiswrong" wrote in message news:bjf0rr$ibijh$[email]...

asshole.

You don't want to get in a flame war with me, I got chunks of guys like you in my stool.

"righter" wrote in message news:BCM6b.19387$[email]...

you

And their semen as well.

"John McGuirk" wrote in message news:[email]...

Don't McGuirk-off all over my post. It's not proper Netiquette.

"righter" wrote in message news:B9Q6b.19428$[email]...

like

Wait, did Billy Crystal say that too?

Wavy GJohn McGuirkalt.tv.seinfeld

I know it may be wrong, but I'm in love with "John McGuirk" 's mom.

Hey, by the by, Mr. Moderator. I noticed that your "FAQ" on your little website STEALS my schtick an *TOTALLY* fucked it up!!!

What do you have to say for yourself?

John McGuirkWavy Galt.tv.seinfeld

"Wavy G" wrote in message news:[email]...

subject.

guys

what's the url?

Wavy GJohn McGuirkalt.tv.seinfeld

I know it may be wrong, but I'm in love with "John McGuirk" 's mom.

Hmm? The won you posted here a while back. Oh jeez, here:

http://www.geocities.com/realworldfaqs/

..."Who knows? You're not going to be in it." -- PLEASE!!!!

John McGuirkWavy Galt.tv.seinfeld

"Wavy G" wrote in message news:[email]...

message

little

It's different enough to cover my ass from internet lawyers.

Russell BWavy Galt.tv.seinfeld

Despite all his or her rage, [email] (Wavy G) is still just a rat in a cage:

Yes, really, McGuirk. If you're going to steal my schtick, do it directly rather than stealing it secondhand through Wavy G. TIA.