Dave's Final episode post

S09E23 The Finale (1)retroMar 17, 199858 days before it aired2 posts by 2 posters
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Fans discuss a fake Seinfeld finale script that circulated online before the actual episode aired, with TV Guide confirming NBC never released details and creator Larry David dismissing the rumor.

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TyrantJR45

Here's some Final episode news from TV guide, it deals with the post that Dave/ratboy1 posted here and proves that it is false (btw, no one's blaming ya dave, its just that the post was bogus)

Seinfeld Script Is Nothing but Bogus

If the producers of Seinfeld need a good laugh, they just have to read the latest rumors about the show's finale on the Internet.

NBC has not released any details about the May 14 episode, but that hasn't stopped web users from distributing a convincing synopsis that purports to be the real thing. Fans have e-mailed the alleged plot summary from coast to coast, including at least 10 missives to Daily Dish. It has found its way into the New York Daily News and other newspapers eager to report any information on the must-see final episode. And it has even made its way into the production offices at Seinfeld.

"It's obviously the result of a mental patient with time on his hands," Seinfeld cocreator and finale-writer Larry David told the Los Angeles Times.

In case you haven't seen it, the Internet version of the final Seinfeld episode has the whole gang moving to Los Angeles and living out their fantasies. Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) buys a mansion and lives the movie star life, Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) meets her dream man and settles into a life of luxury, George (Jason Alexander) gets a job as a TV critic and Kramer (Michael Richards) gets his own sitcom. As the credits roll, the final joke reveals that the always-annoying Newman (Wayne Knight) has followed the gang west and taken a job as a Los Angeles mailman.

The Internet summary is broken down into nine scenes: (1) Jerry tells Elaine and George that he is moving to Los Angeles to host a TV variety show and they agree to join him to help him find a house; (2) Elaine is attracted to the real estate agent showing Jerry a house; (3) Jerry agrees to buy the house and Elaine gets a date with the real estate agent. While they celebrate, George sulks and leaves; (4) George impresses a newspaper executive with a grandiose description of his work with the New York Yankees, and wins a job as a Los Angeles-based TV critic; (5) Elaine says she is going to move to L.A. to be with her new beau; (6) A montage shows the gang's new life in L.A., with Jerry and Elaine enjoying a glamorous life and George sitting in his underwear watching TV; (7) Jerry and Elaine suggest that George refurbish a guest house so his parents can move West; (8) Kramer barges in unexpectedly to reveal he got his own sitcom and is moving right across the street from Jerry; and (9) the gang appears to finally be content with their lives when Newman ominously appears outside.

An NBC spokeswoman says the rumored plot is way off the mark and that fans will get the official plot summary after the episode tapes on April�8. The final show will be taped, in part, in front of a live audience of friends and family. ��Rich Brown

DaveTyrantJR45

Tom Pepper (TV's Kramer) in "The Pilot": "They FOOLED me, Jerry!"

I feel so used. I was simply a tool for the evil spreading of misinformation, a conduit by which falseness and misdirection have infiltrated the Internet and the population at large. Dammit, I should have known what forces we're up against. It wouldn't surprise me to see a half dozen 'final episode' scripts floating around by April 1st (Fooled me!). It was just the thrill and prestige of being the first to report it here, to my extended Sein-family, that blinded me to the devious ways of our men, Jerry and Larry.

Bravo guys! [email] (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.) (Remove XXXX to reply)