A word about mustardless turkey sandwiches

A turkey sandwich without dijon is bush league.

I don't know what this has to do with Seinfeld, but I disagree. A turkey sandwhich without Heinz ketchup on it just isn't worth eating.

In article , [email] (Friend ) wrote:

Its on the episode where George wants to name his kid seven, etc. Kramer is in the fridge, and he makes this huge sandwhich. He takes a bite, and says "A turkey sandwich without dijon is bush league." He just leaves it on the counter. Then Jerry gets mad at him for wasting all the meat, and Kramer thinks up the idea of making a 'mooching inveotry' jar.

[email] (Friend ) wrote:

What about mayonaise? It's a perfectly respectable condiment.

On Mon, 23 Jun 1997, Jonathan wrote:

Only the goyim eat mayonaise.

Bob Roman

Only jews eat kosher food.

In , "Mr. Gone" writes:

Nice generalization. I guess all Vietnamese eat dogs?

The jerk store called to say they're running out of you.

yeah yeah yeah. I slept with your wife.

Mr. Gone wrote in article ...

turkey

seinfeld's jewish

I know. He eats kosher food.

Friend wrote:

Kramer was raiding Jerry's refrigerator to make a turkey sandwich when he realized that Jerry was out of mustard. Kramer took a bite from the sandwich and said, "A turkey sandwich without dijon is bush leage."

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Jim

Jerry did have mustard, but it was 'the yellow stuff'.

(You know that sound a can makes when you open it? That's the sound of you buying the whole can.)

Once a year during the fall street festival season I just have to have a brat with a huge mound of practically rancid sauerkraut and a huge nostril-burning dollop of yellow mustard. I eat plain brat at other times during the year, though.