Instances of F... and Sh... in Seinfeld

I'm wondering how many times the word Fuck and Shit were were almost said in Seinfeld. So far I can think of 2:

-In 'The Chaperone' while they are in the limo Jerry says to the K-Man "oh shut the F(sound of car horn) up!" - The title of the ep escapes me but while Elaine is going into the toilet in Jer's shagpad she says "Well I don't really give a sh(door closes)"

Can anyone think of any other instances?

Also I'm from the UK, and hearing 'Fuck' on network tv happens all the time scripted or not, what i'm asking is whether 'Fuck' has ever been said scripted on a network show? (ABC, NBC ect.)

in the fat free yoghurt!! jerry swears a couple of times "you little f.....r" and also in the shop, "this is the best f.....g yoghurt...."

brendan martin

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There's the episode with the "fat-free" ice-cream. They say fuck quite a few times:

when the kid destroys Jerry's tape (with some jokes on it), Jerry yells: "what the f(beep) are you doing?!".

when Jerry and Elaine ask the kid's mom if her the ice-cream her husband makes has any fat she says: "no f(beep) way".

And I think the kid says it a couple of times too.

Haytham.

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"Oh, shut the fuck up!"-Jerry

"Yeah...well I don't really give a shit!"-Elaine

"This is so fucking good!"-Jerry

"No fucking way!"-the kid's mom

"What the fuck are you doing, you little piece of shit!?"-Jerry

"...He's a funny fuck!"-the kid

"Where's my fucking cupcake?"-the kid(well, really the mom)

"MOTHERFUCKER!!"-Elaine

"...Move this fucking train!"-Elaine

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thanks for ruining my daddy's business you fat fuck

There are a couple of other examples of Seinfeld Self-Censorship involving words other than "fuck" and "shit." There's one where Elaine, referring to the time George was caught masturbating, says something like, "Wasn't that the time your mother caught you j..." and she's interrupted by someone else. There's also the scene, in another episode, where she's rubbing her bruised foot in the bakery after Jerry has vomitted from a bad black and white cookie. George asks her what happened, and she says something like, "My toe was crushed by a cane, like the one I'm going to stick up your ..." and she's interrupted once more. "y2jabroni" wrote in message news:WrzY5.1887$[email]...

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Elaine also says, "Why don't you just shut the f..." and George says, "Smile!" right before taking their picture.

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It happens in The Fire when Elaine is standing in Jerry's doorway, annoyed because she missed on promotion, and he's made a crack which she doesn't find amusing but Kramer interrupts before she says the offending word. (Elaine (of the pinkie toe) "What do we need it for?" Jerry: "Because Elaine, that's the one that goes wee, wee, wee all the way home." Elaine:"Why don't you just shut the fu...", Kramer "Hey Elaine...")

Brian