A new law is pending in congress: the "Truth in Hype" law. According to the law, any product or event that is excessively hyped must live up to all the hype, and please the majority of those who invested their time and/or money in said product or event.
Violating that law carries a MINIMUM penalty of 10 years.
Nice knowing ya, Mr. David. Too bad the script wasn't as spectacular as we all expected. We'll visit you on weekends, and don't pick up the soap! :)