Funniest Seinfeld Moment, IMO --> "The Gymnast"!!!!!!

"So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an �clair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'" "No no no no no. It was not trash." "Was it in the trash?" "Yes." "Then it was trash." "It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top." "But it was in the cylinder." "Above the rim." "Adjacent to refuse is... refuse." "It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on." "Was it eaten?" "One little bite." "Well, that's garbage." "But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt." "Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum."

• Jerry and George, in "The Gymnast"

Later, Jamal

Yup, I think 99% of people would agree..

Either that, or the actual bit where he does it, and gets caught ;)

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or the bit where he's trying to explain his way out of pushing the old lady with the zimmer frame over trying to get out of the apartment

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If you were standing in a pool of sweat and turning lobster red, I don't think you could get 99% of people to agree it was warm and sunny...

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bin Laden done Laden got the turban..

"You can really talk some trash..."

"....I guess that's better than eating it!"

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