"the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp"
any suggestions?
comebacks
S08E13 The ComebackretroJun 10, 2004, 1:32 PM ET7 years later18 posts by 13 posters
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Fans discuss comebacks and insult one-liners, sharing examples like 'the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp' and suggesting variations.
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"Dave Cuddy" wrote in message news:5Q0yc.5999$[email]...
How about:
The zoo called, they're closing at 6!
Er
PS. Or something like that....
I had sex with your wife!
"Jerry Adkins" wrote in message news:[email]...
jerry, his wife's in a coma
Yeah? Well, the life support machine called and...
said "When I'm near your wife, I'm turned on" ?
No one has been able to be " jerk store" yet, so I guess that wins.
"Will" wrote in message news:_amyc.46847$[email]...
see, there are no jerk stores... it just a little confusing....
"Incubus" wrote in message news:cacpn2$6op$[email]...
Uranus called, they're getting backed up!
Er
"Er" wrote in message news:cas360$g09$[email]...
Captain Kirk called, he wants Spock to probe Uranus.
rob
"Incubus" wrote in message news:...
His wife is a real knock-out.
"Dave Cuddy" wrote in message news:5Q0yc.5999$[email]...
'I had sex with your wife' does it for me
rob
or you could call them an anti-dentite bastard
How about
"Oh yeah? Well, the 3 Stooges called. They're one short."
"Dave Cuddy" wrote in message news:5Q0yc.5999$[email]...
your village just called asking you to come home, they are missing their idiot.
rob
"pjazz" wrote in message news:[email]...
On Tue, 15 Jun 2004 21:02:55 +1200, "George.com" wrote:
The White House gets a lot of those messages.
"Dave Cuddy" wrote in message news:...
"Oh yeah? Well, you should consider a trip to Jamaica. I hear they are running short of jerk."
How dat?
"Pops" wrote in message news:[email]...
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It has international incident written all over it.....
On Thu, 10 Jun 2004 13:32:18 -0400, "Dave Cuddy" wrote:
Your cranium called and they have space to rent