Poster shares an embarrassing personal anecdote about being caught in a private moment by father due to leaving keys in door; thread reactions reference Seinfeld episodes
I got home the other day. Took a shower, ate, locked the door and started to gratify myself when I heard knocking on the door. I was not going to answer. What I didn't know, though, is that when I came home earlier, I forgot to take off the keys of the doorknob... So as I'm confidently ignoring the knocking, the door opened... Damn!
I'm telling you this though: I am never...
...forgetting my keys again!
[email] (The Maestro) wrote in message news:...
was it Glamour?
[email] (rerics) wrote in message news:...
This I take to the grave.
"rerics" wrote in message news:[email]...
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at least he didn't catch you pissing in the shower, that could get you banned.
rob
"The Maestro" wrote in message news:[email]...
What do you think your body is, some sort of amusement park?
"n8val" wrote in message news:...
What am I, waiting to win an Oscar here?
"The Maestro" wrote in message news:[email]...
Good thing you weren't gratifying your "partner". Not that there's anything wrong with that.
"ThrashATL" wrote in message news:...
Of course not.
Did your Father faint, and were you torn between helping him or first zipping up?
"The Maestro" wrote in message news:[email]...
"Wayne Rust" wrote in message news:...
It was my father, not a priest or God.
Actually, it was no big deal. When he realized what was going, he just closed the door and waited outside for me to open. It wasn't akward at all and we didn't even talk about it afterward. In fact, after he left, I just went back to where I have stopped :)