Top Secret

Hi, I'm a very high ranking executive for a certain major television network. These past few weeks have been horrible trying to keep this secret that I so longingly want to expose to the world. I have decided to finally reveal the plot of the final show and the fate of each character in a detailed report that was put on my desk only this morning. This is very dangerous and I could be sued for all I'm worth and fired from my high paying job, but I must do it. So here it goes......... scroll down for the complete report.

you gullable goof.

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FunnyBoy wrote in message ...

network.

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People may well scroll down to see what you wrote, but that hardly means that they believed for a minute you're a high-ranking executive. Your joke is on the level of "How do you keep a moron busy for days? (Please turn over)"

By the way, it's gullible, not gullable. Good thing you're an executive and not a writer, eh?

thank you, I was wondering who would respond to this and correct spelling or something like that.

~^~Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die~^~

~^~My neck feels like one gargantuan monkey fist!~^~