A May 26 piece (http://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=1148547932456) from the New York Law Journal, summarized here:
"Woody Allen claims he never watches his own films, as he would only notice what he could have done better. Now the director is probably even less likely to watch the versions edited for TV by his former producer and current legal adversary, Jean Doumanian. Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Bernard J. Fried ruled that under the terms of a 2003 settlement agreement, Doumanian may develop television-and-airplane versions of six of Allen's films. Allen argued that he would lose artistic integrity."
Artistic integrity?!
"Wha-whe-how do you come up with these things? You're not artistic, and you have no integrity!"
These pretzels are making me thirsty!