Usenet users make puns about "statue of limitations" based on a newspaper letter, drawing connections to the Seinfeld episode where George breaks a statue.
I noticed the following letter from "Eugene Woelfel" this morning in the local newspaper:
"When the Minnesota Religious Council opposes extending the statue of
limitations on civil suits by victims of childhood sexual abuse..."http://www.startribune.com/stories/563/3738666.html
"Fine, it's a SCULPTURE of limitations..." :-)
Han Solo: No. Well, wait. This is interesting. John Twernbold! Leia: John Twernbold system? Han Solo: John Twernbold's not a system, he's a man. He's a card player, gambler, scoundrel. You'd like him! -----------------------------
Now they only need to make the "Sad STATE of affairs" to put it in!
In article , [email] says...
Man these are annoying. First 4 rows of confusing follow up introduction and then +10 rows of broken sig.
Han Solo: No. Well, wait. This is interesting. Noone! Leia: Noone system? Han Solo: Noone's not a system, he's a man. He's a card player, gambler, scoundrel. You'd like him! -----------------------------
You're schmoopie!