Swearing

Nov 10, 2002, 6:27 AM ET12 posts by 11 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
Question

Fans discuss instances where characters are cut off or censor themselves before swearing, with examples from multiple episodes including Elaine nearly cursing and Jerry's horn-honk interruption.

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Robin Smithalt.tv.seinfeld

A recent thread got me thinking. How many times have we had someone cut off just as they were about to swear. Elaine is the only one I can think of.

Elaine: Yeah, that's because your mother caught you jer- George: Alright!!

Elaine: Why don't you just shut the fu-

And there's one more with Kramer going "Achisifdglkdjrtofgdf" to cut her off.

Others?

Forever the devil's advocate, Rob. The only thing constant is change. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

When Jerry and Kramer are in the limo after dropping off Miss Rhode Island, Jerry tells K-man, "Oh, shut the f[horn honk]k up!"

In "The Non-Fat Yogurt" Jerry curses a few times in front of his friend's son.

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BrianArt Vandelayalt.tv.seinfeld

"Art Vandelay" wrote in message news:[email]...

Island,

son.

At different points in "The Keys," George and Elaine mutter (barely audible) curse words at Jerry.

http://www.geocities.com/tnguym/scripts/TheKeys.html

-B.
BrianBrianalt.tv.seinfeld

"Brian" wrote in message news:9Wwz9.4570$[email]...

friend's

audible)

And who could forget Elaine's frantic thoughts when the train was stopped in "The Subway."

"What is that on my leg?!"

-B.

"Art Vandelay" wrote in message news:[email]...

Island,

son.

Yeah, the little sh*t, I mean kid, was yanking out all the tape from Jerry's important audio cassette tape and Jerry went. "WHAT THE FU** YOU DOIN YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SH*T"

know

for a

He's a funny f*ck!

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Scott PRobin Smithalt.tv.seinfeld

On Sun, 10 Nov 2002 22:27:23 +1100, "Robin Smith" wrote:

As Elaine walks into Jerry's bathroom she says, "Yeah? Well I don't really give a shi-" when the slamming door cuts her off.

Scott

Tom HeintjesScott Palt.tv.seinfeld

Scott P wrote in message news:...

When Jerry and Elaine were waiting in the bakery to buy the cinnamon babke, Elaine said the man hurt her foot with the cane, "just like the cane I'm gonna put up your ..." Then Jerry cut her off. Great scene!

The manRobin Smithalt.tv.seinfeld

How about this one from the package: Elaine : Oh come on . I'm not difficult . I'm easy .

Jerry : Why because you dress casual and sleep with a lot of guys .

Elaine : Listen to me you little shi........

George : Smile .

"Robin Smith" wrote in message news:aqlfqt$t77$[email]...

swear.

AMGRobin Smithalt.tv.seinfeld

in "The Keys" when Jerry convinces George to open Elain's apartment. after a short argument as George is going to open the door he mumbles, "probably because it's a crock of sh..." and it fades out.

"Robin Smith" wrote in message news:aqlfqt$t77$[email]...

swear.

TelsaRobin Smithalt.tv.seinfeld

In 'The Fire'

JERRY: Because Elaine, that's the one that goes 'wee-wee-wee all the way home.'

ELAINE: Why don't you just shut the f-

impendingTelsaalt.tv.seinfeld

i think she actually calls someone a little shit in one episode...

its the marine biologist ep, about 17 mins in, when she goes to see the russian writer and he tries to snatch her purse from her...

watch out for it...:)