After some careful consideration of the episode list, I have narrowed the field of great Seinfelds from 137 to date down to 30, presented with some things I found particularly funny. Maybe I'll get it down to ten someday.
In chronological order (Not from best to worst or anything like that--yet):
The Apartment-----------------"For I am Constanza, LORD..OF THE IDIOTS" The Chinese Restaurant---"I yell Cartwright, nobody answer." "Seinfeld, four!" The Pen--------------------------Jack Clumpus, "STELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Parking Garage----------Not a lot of great lines, but a great idea. The Stranded-------------------"Maybe the dingo ate your baby" The Boyfriend(Parts 1&2)--"That is one magic loogie" and the whole JFK thing The Trip (Parts 1&2)----------When the real serial killer was the guy in the cop car. The Pitch(Parts 1&2)---------Kramer "feels this kick", shows dented helmet, "Yoyoma!" The Opera------------------------Joe Divola beats up guys in the park The Contest----------------------"You're still master of your domain.." The Airport-----------------------Jerry flies first class; Elaine,coach, Kramer falls from baggage The Outing-----------------------Best catch phrase ever: "Not that there's anything wrong with that!" The Junior Mint-----------------"They're very refreshing!!!","DOLORES!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Pilot (Parts 1&2)---------"Sic semper tyrannis", and Russell joining Greenpeace for Elaine The Puffy Shirt------------------"I won a contest", "But I don't wanna be a pirate!!!!" The Glasses---------------------"You stupid hipster doofus!", "No shot, dog bite", "Installed!!!" The Dinner Party---------------"You sold us a hair with a cake around it" The Marine Biologist----------George saves a whale, "The sea was angry that day, my friends." The Opposite--------------------"I'm bald fat and live with my parents","Hire this man!"-Steinbrenner The Switch-----------------------"Cosmo?", "This is like discovering plutonium, BY ACCIDENT!!!!!!" The Scofflaw---------------------"Hey, pig!!!!", "Newman......the white whale!!!" The Jimmy------------------------Kramer.....mentally challenged?!?!?! Hmmmm....... The Doodle------------------------"Newman!!!", "..in there five minutes? An hour and a half!!!!" The Fusilli Jerry-----------------"ASSMAN!!!!!!" The Face Painter---------------"We're the Devils, we're number one", "Alec Behhhhg(Berg)" The Maestro----------------------"Who told you to put the balm on?", "Si, si, dis'a one.." The Soup Nazi-------------------"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" "Do I know you?!" The Marble Rye-----------------Beef-a-rino The Shower Head--------------"Opium...Shanghai Sally" Also: Peterman throwing Kramer out. The Doll----------------------------"Georgie....BUY A NEW SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"