Funniest Line Ever!!

Without a doubt it has to be...

"But I was in the pool!!!" shrieked George.

How about, "I think it moved!" Also from George.

Tom wrote in article ...

"What are you doing?"

"Pleasuring you.

"Well stop it."

Jerry: "You made all the stops?"

Kramer: "They kept ringing the BELL."

The News Guy (Mike) wrote in article ...

George: You're Batman!

It KILLS me to say that George may not have said the funniest line, but...

"Zookeeper: Mr, Kramer, the chimpanzee is a simple primate.

Kramer: SO AM I!"

(GeorgeFan)

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Kramer:"The bird was weak and stupid. He shouldn't have eaten the key."

George: But I had hand George's Girlfriend : You'll be needing it

The News Guy (Mike) wrote:

This is one of the funniest moments in "Seinfeld". It cracks me up every time.

maro

Kramer: " When they pull the needle out, I let the expletives fly."

Come on! The funniest line EVER has got to be:

"My neck is one gargantuan monkey fist!"

SRB

how about in the backwards episode....

Kramer(to newman): "Does your girlfriend have to be here?"

Newman:"Does yours?"

When Elaine says to Jerry about the BO smell in his car: "What am I, hard of smelling?" Starksheba wrote in message ... how about in the backwards episode....

Kramer(to newman): "Does your girlfriend have to be here?"

Newman:"Does yours?"

It has to be in the marine biologist episode where Jerry is first telling the woman that George is a marine biologist (I have paraphrased a little) : "He is involved in research to reduce the cholesterol level in whales - all that blubber, very unhealthy. You know, they're the largest mammals on earth, but, as George says, "they don't have to be".

Of course, you may have a different opinion on what the funniest line is, but I'm afraid you would be wrong.

Michael

I still laugh at,"Serenity now!!!!!"

Quoth Bonzo :

I like this one, from the Soup Nazi:

(Customer): Gazpacho, por favor. (SN): "Por favor?" (Customer): I'm half Spanish. (SN): ADIOS, MUCHACHO!!

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