I Won a Half a Million Dollars, and I Don't Even Know How!!!

Mar 12, 2004, 4:43 AM ET16 posts by 13 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
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righteralt.tv.seinfeld

Get ready for some cheesecake, friends and acquaintances, because Righter is in the chips!!! I just got an email on my business account from an organization that, unbeknowest to me, had entered me in a free lottery which I have apparently won a HALF A MILLION DOLLARS! Below is the initial email, and after that my response to their representative, and after that, their response. So, those of you who are tight with the rightster, get your shopping lists together, cause you and I are goin' on a shoppin' spree! What that means is that the first 15 responders to my post will be privy to gifts with values of up to a THOUSAND DOLLARS APIECE!!! I don't know when I'm getting my money, but you'all will be the first to know when I do! I've asked them for cash, in small denominations, but I'll take a check if that's what they insist on (I got a few tax problems). I'll keep you'all posted! Later!

Date: Mon, 08 Mar 2004 05:09:11 -0800 From: conradadams Subject: WINNING NOTIFICATION To: [email]

Dear beneficiary,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 11th Febuary, 2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 370982217413-7240 with serial number 4708-325 drew lucky numbers 2-34-28-13-41 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay of US$500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 companies and 30,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every three year. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by Ted Turner, Jesse Jackson, Ken Evoy, we hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next year USD50 million international lottery. To file for your claim, please contact our financial agent MRS. SUSAN MICHEALS of the, Prime Golden Trust Agency Email: [email]. Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 30th of March, 2004. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Please note, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations once more from the members of Prime Golden Trust Agency staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.

Sincerely yours,

CONRAD ADAMS. Lottery Coordinator

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Dear Susan,

Below is a copy of the letter I just received which states that I have won $500,000.00 in the recent drawing. It lists my ticket number and serial number. Please advise me of the procedure so that I can collect my winnings. I would prefer the payment be in cash in small denominations. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Righter

susan micheals wrote:

Dear BENEFICIARY, I am in receipt of your prompt email response regarding your winning notification you received from our Regional Co-ordintaor. I know anything like this will make any one apprehensive and worried for something you dont know about or have heard before. It is emperative to know that this Euro-Afro Asian Sweepstake Lottery Promotions was Organised yearly in different category by different Organisations to help the less privilege all over the world.As a matter of fact this year draw was held in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia.Your email was nominated through the computer electronic means, where all emails that was selected by this electronic mean attached a ticket to all the 1,000 000.00 email addressess that was selected by our Electronic devise all over the world. Your ticket number was one of the ten numbers that win this year P.G.I Lottery promotions in the second category. This Prime Golden lottery was promoted and sponsored by Ted Turner,Jesse Jackson,Ken Evoy, who puts heads together with some Philantropic Organisations. Note, that your winning category falls under the Europe Payment Center where you will have your claims. We are Agent that was appointed to make sure all winning beneficiaries for this year stake get their money without any problem after all their particulars- have been forwarded to enable us process his or her claims of this year sweepstake. You are advised to send your informations to enable us start processing your claims as thi office has been appointed to process your winning. So we are doing all we can to make sure the beneficiaries that was zoned to our Regional Co-ordinting office here in Nietherland Amstardam get their money as soon as possible. Hence the reason why we are asking you for you data is for us to prepare your claims where you will be given a Certificate of Award to that effect for our record purpose and yours. You are to fill the form below To enable us file in your name for payment,please do provide the following informations: 1,YOUR FULLNAMES:...................................... 2,YOUR SEX:...................... 3,YOUR ADDRESS:.......................................................... 4,.YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER:......................................... 5,.YOUR FAX NUMBER:..................................................... 6,.YOUR OCCUPATION:...................................................... 7,.YOUR COMPANY'S NAME:............................... 8,YOUR AGE:............... 9,.YOUR REF NUMBER:........................................... 10,.YOUR BATCH NUMBER:................................... 11,.YOUR TICKET NUMBER:................................... Provide the following immediately so we can start processing your payment. Once again congratulations!!!. Best Regards, MRS. SUSAN MICHEALS.

Yosimite Samrighteralt.tv.seinfeld

That is an incredible stroke of luck!!! I myself found similar fortune recently, when I had an offer to transfer 20 million into my bank account from a rich South African gentleman. I am looking forward to receiving my funds!!!

Yosimite Sam

"Yosimite Sam" wrote in message news:Soi4c.15741$Gm5.45976@attbi_s04...

How recently was that?

Yes, me too. It's amazing how many wives, children & miscellaneous associates of recently deceased tyranical despots there are who anxiously want to spirit their millions in ill-gotten gains out of the country. It certainly is a fast-growing industry.

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Joe GuyGreg Henryalt.tv.seinfeld

"Greg Henry" wrote in message news:[email]...

I'm surprised that Saddam Hussein didn't try this method before he got captured!

jcoulterJoe Guyalt.tv.seinfeld

"Joe Guy" wrote in news:4051d61b$0$97636$[email]:

Greetings, My name is Ossama Hassan and I have been the confidential secretary to Mr. S. Hussein of Bagdad, Iraq. As you know Mr. Hussein is temporarily unable to access his bank accounts due to the illegal intervention of a Western nation and its allies. I have received your address from confidential sources who have led me to believe that I can trust you in a very discreet business endeavor. Please tell no one of this contact! . . .

Joe Guyjcoulteralt.tv.seinfeld

"jcoulter" wrote in message news:[email]...

What happened, did they bust your primary contact yesterday?

twpjrJoe Guyalt.tv.seinfeld

You might have missed last years Nigerian Email Writing Conference but there may be a link for next years on the website: Loads of valuable info and a wrap up of this last Novembers proceedings.

http://www.j-walk.com/other/conf/

"Joe Guy" wrote in message news:405225b3$0$97642$[email]...

jcoulterJoe Guyalt.tv.seinfeld

"Joe Guy" wrote in news:4051d61b$0$97636$[email]:

Greetings, My name is Ossama Hassan and I have been the confidential secretary to Mr. S. Hussein of Bagdad, Iraq. As you know Mr. Hussein is temporarily unable to access his bank accounts due to the illegal intervention of a Western nation and its allies. I have received your address from confidential sources who have led me to believe that I can trust you in a very discreet business endeavor. Please tell no one of this contact! . . .

Oh yes for you with humor impairments ;-)

Greg Henry wrote in news:[email]:

You too???

Damn... I've been waiting for my money for the last 4 months.. but everytime I enquire about the transaction, my dear Nigerian friend tells me to send him money to clear up red tape.. It's ok though.. I'm getting 20 mil at the end of this ;)

Cold Coffeerighteralt.tv.seinfeld

righter ([email]) wrote:

Anyone named Conrad ought to be stoned.

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rericsrighteralt.tv.seinfeld

"righter" wrote in message news:...

That's funny, I received a letter in the mail saying "You have definitely lost!" When I turned it over, it said "Not even close!" Inside, there's this whole letter of explanation saying "Even we cannot believe how badly you have done in this contest."

Rerics

Masterrericsalt.tv.seinfeld

SOUNDS A LITTLE LIKE THE SEIN TO ME.

\m/ ROBUTTO may be my new favorite character. (i'm big on flat, flabby asses.) Reminds me of The Giant Cellulite Ass.