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On last nights Seinfeld, they had the part where Jerry tells of a 'second spitter'. Later when Keith tells what really happened it confirms what Jerry said but this is still only 'one spitter'. Or did Keith also spit on them to get over to the fat guy's (what's his name) left side? The spit had to come from 2 different directions somewhere in order to hit them both but I don't think they really explained that after Keith told his side of the story. I just think that there is more left to be told.

Shawn

There's nothing more to be told. It was supposed to be funny. THE END.

There's nothing more to tell. THE END

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Keith

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This is quite an interesting sub plot that you have developed here Mousie. You are entirely right that Keith's story does not take into account a second spitter. Put all of those physics courses to work and we will attempt a re-creation of the entire sequence of events. I'll would love to help you in this endeavor... Remember..... Back and to the left.... Back and to the left... Sorry people are not being very nice to you and enjoying your humor... Would that be IRONIC?????

Crankin

I believe, if you look at the second JFK sequence again, Roger McDowell is shown spitting twice. So there is no second spitter, McDowell just has over-productive salivary glands - and quick, too. (Must be from all those spitballs he throws :-)

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