Crazy Joe Divola Quote Desperately needed...

S04E09 The OperaretroJan 10, 19974 years later9 posts by 7 posters
Question

Fans request and share the exact text of Crazy Joe Davola's threatening answering machine message from the Opera episode.

9 posts
Andre D. Miron

Does anyone have the message that Divola leaves on Jerry's Answering Machine at the beginning of the Opera episode? If anyone has this, I would be greatly appreciative. Thanks in advance.

Andre

When he asks Kramer if he's afraid of clowns. and Kramer weakly says uhuh

On Fri, 10 Jan 1997, Andre D. Miron wrote:

Andre

How about this one? I know it doesn't answer your question, but it's still good:

Jerry: Hey, you still doin' karate?

Crazy Joe: Why? You wanna hit me?

Todd

steveTodd

it go something like,

pttthhhh pttthhhh, i got a hair on my tongue, you know how much i hate that? and you put it there jerry, you put the kibash on my deal with NBC, and now im going to put the kibash on you

NealTodd

On Sat, 11 Jan 97 21:08:51 GMT, [email] (Todd) wrote:

I think it's something like:

"Hey, Jerr? ... It's Joe Divola... (spit, spit, spit)... I've gotta hair on my tongue... and you put it there!"

I actually left the verbatim message on my friends answering machine after just hearing it. He thought it was hilarious! (And he didn't even remember the episode.)

## Neal Hill- Computer Stylist; Professional ENTP ## ###### EMail: [email] OR http://www.ironhill.com/ ## ##
KerroNeal

they didn't continue with him...

Kerro. http://www.werple.net.au/~kerro

[email] (Andre D. Miron) wrote:

Jerry, Joe Davola ------. I have a hair on my tongue. I can't get it off. You know how much I hate that? Of course you do, you put it there.

I know what you said about me Seinfeld. I know you bad mouthed me to the execs at NBC.

(You) put the kaibosh on my deal. Now I'm gonna put the kaibosh on you. You know I've kaiboshed before... and I will kaibosh again.

Andre D. Mirond4t

You know I've kaiboshed before... and I will kaibosh again.

Thank you so much!!!!!!!