Fans share their favorite George Constanza moments, including the scooter incident from The Butter Shave and various other memorable scenes showcasing his comedic character.
my favorite george moment was in "the butter shave"
he bumps into the old man's scooter, when the old man confronts him, he says
"what's that, the 4 volt model? I did you a favor."
then he proceeds to be chased on scooters by a group of senior citizens.
George as a hand model when we discover the winner!~"Hey, I won a contest!".
Take Care! Mark
In the show where he is pretending to work for VandeLay Industries. The possible boss from the possible new job calls and Kramer doesn;t to answer with VandeLay Industries. George comes running from the toilet and tripps over his pense.
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i like the comment he passes when jerrry confronts him about being caligula.
JERRY: Natural? Sex is about love between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich.
GEORGE: Jerry, I'm not suggesting getting rid of the girl. She's integral. (thanks to 13erla for the script paste)
cracks me up everytime.
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"And YOU wanna be my latex salesman!"
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It's spelled "penis".
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"It's pronounced THERMOMETER"
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Don't give him to much credit please!!!!!
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Stupid 2 hours battery!!!
"I wish there were pig-men. You get a few of those pig-men walking around, suddenly I'm looking a lot better. That way if someone wanted to fix me up they could say, 'Hey, at least he's no pig-man.'" - George, in "The Bris"
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for me it HAS to be the episode (I THINK it's "the foundation") when he calls marissa tomet (excuse spelling) and tells her that he's now a free agent after susan dying:
"well i have the funeral but other than that my weekend's pretty free"...
classic costanza!!!!
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I like this one:
"An affair? Oh my god, it's so adult! On the other hand it wouldn't probably cost me any money..." (The Good Samaritan) He didn't even have to apply himself! (The Parking Space)
On Sat, 12 Jul 2003 22:25:20 GMT, "walter sobchak" wrote:
One of my favorites:
"I know less about women...then anybody in the world..."
Scott
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'I've driven women to Lesbianism before, but never to a mental institution'
'The Truth'
(I have that on my office wall)
Dave
"David Brodbeck" wrote in message news:...
How many Sein quotes do you have on the walls of your office? You already mentioned Saccamano's synapses and that one... How many quotes can possibly fit in the itty bitty walls of the office they gave you?
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institution'
counting in my head here.... umm, 5
Plus hockey posters and a big U2 poster. I am going for that 12 year old boy's room look.
Dave
One memorable moment was when George goes to the airport to pick Jerry and he needs to know the time. The person standing next to him would tell him the time, pointing in the direction of the clock. George cannot help but tries forcefully to catch the time on his watch to which the man responds "are you a nut" etc. I thought this was a funny moment.
Wouldn't mind knowing which episode this is so I can read the script.
PS
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That was The Limo.
PS wrote:
"You know, we live in a society here!"
from The Limo:
George: Oh yes they did Jerry they were all over me. It was like Rocky 1.
Diane came up to me, threw her arms around me, and kissed me. We
both had tears streaming down our faces. I never saw anyone so
beautiful. It was at that moment I decided to tell her I was not a
marine biologist!
Jerry: Wow! What'd she say?
George: She told me to "Go to hell!" and I took the bus home.
Jerry: All right lets go.
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Not the limo... The Marine Biologist
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LOL! Yeah, that's true. I agree with you.
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Cheers John. Thanks very much.
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I like this one:
"You know, if you take everything I have accomplished in my entire life, and condense it down into one day... it looks decent!"
Er
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(sorry, don't know episode names...)
1. George meets Susan's parents, attempts small talk: "What is the point of laughter anyhow? You open your mouth and go, "HAH HAH!" What is that?"
2. George has a rare moment of self-assurance, at the worst possible time: "I think I can sum up the show in one word: Nothing! It's a show about...nothing!"
3. George tries to prove he's not gay: "Hey, you wanna have sex right now! Come on baby!"
I could go on and on...
I love the bit where George is in the cafe and accidentially swallows a fly, and then proceeds to choke and freak out.
On 24 Jul 2003 15:34:52 -0700, [email] wrote:
I'm surprised no one mentioned this:
"I PROCLAIM THIS THE SUMMER OF GEORGE!!!" then a bee or fly comes and forces him to spin around a few times, swat at it, stumble and run into the cafe.
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fly,
the "Summer of George". a classic episode the great pastry cart reading a book, from beginning to end, in that order the arm chair with inbuilt fridge George decompressing/decomposing The 'White Shadow' stomach aches caused by drinking too much water in the shower muscle weakness brought on by a sustained period of inactivity Lyle, the 'dude' going home for a nap at 10.30am
"From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!" "Mammal." "Whatever."
Cheers, Geoff Glave Vancouver, Canada
in The Cafe when George sits the IQ test...GEORGE: The door? Why would I go out the door? The window's right here.
MONICA: And coffee?
GEORGE: Yeah, had some coffee, yeah.
MONICA: Where did you get the coffee?
GEORGE: Where did I get the coffee? Where do think I got the coffee, at the grocery store. (small laugh)
MONICA: How did you get there?
GEORGE: I walked.
MONICA: How did you get out of the apartment? I didn't see you leave.
GEORGE: I climbed out the window.
MONICA: You climbed out the window?
GEORGE: Of course.
MONICA: Why didn't you go out the door?
GEORGE: The door? Why would I go out the door? The window's right here.
MONICA: You're a fascinating man, George Costanza.
(George spreads his arms wide, elbows slightly bent -- his head bobbles a little bit.)
go
Saw that on channel 10 last night didn't you? That was a good one though.
yep. George at his best
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Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli.
one of my favs. gennif
gennif wrote:
How about the one in "The Wife" where Georgie Boy takes a leak in the shower. His argument with Elaine is a classic.
"They're all pipes!!"
NV.
You got the ma, which is good. And a nure, which is also good. ma.....nure. manure.
"Niranjan Vasan" wrote in message news:[email]...
My favorite George moment:
"Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats. We're trying to watch the movie. And if I have to tell you again we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like. You understand me? Now shut your mouths or I'll shut them for you. And if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I would LOVE IT"
I piss my pants every time I see this part. Not really but you get the idea. hehe
"The sea was very angry that day, my friends!"
Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LOL That KILLS me!
GONNA NEED SOME COFFEE HERE!!!
When George was desrcribing how I think he got out of a relationship, describing the pick..... "and I'm in upto my wrist " :O)
I have hard time deciding on the favorite George moments. I have some choices, in no particular order:
1. The butter shave is one my favorite: when he asks Jerry to kindly help him unwedge his wheel (or something like that) and Jerry smirks. He presses on the horn. Effing funny!
2. When, in The Ex-girlfriend (Episode 6), he goes to the chiropractor and says: oh hello..........DOCtor looking at Jerry. and then gets out of there, amazed by the cost. Am I being entertained?
3. When he, along with Jerry, fake disgust when they hear Sue Ellen Mischke is walking around not wearing a bra.
I forget a lot, but they wouldn't be favorite if I named them all, right?
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I can't believe nobody mentioned my favorite Costanza moment. I love it when he goes off on the two guys sitting behind him in the movie theater in "The Opposite". I laughed so hard I pissed my pants.
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what a load of rubbish.
And you think I am joking. Try me, just try me. Cause I would LOVE IT.
rob
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Actually "the Opposite" is FULL of great George moments ("I'm unemployed, I have no money and I live with my parents" followed by that incredible look into the camera...telling Steinbrenner what he thinks of him... the little thing at the end where he tells his parents he loves them...). The more I've rewatched that episode the more I am positive that it is the best episode the series produced.... I used to list it as my 4th or 5th favorite... but with the benefit of reruns and multiple viewings, it is, for me anyway, the ep that holds up best over multiple viewings.
On 09 Aug 2003 08:55:05 GMT, [email] (Paladyr25) wrote:
I just remembered for some reason, the FESTIVUS episode where in the final moments before or AT the titles you hear George and his Father wrestling to have a "feat of strength," in celebration of his dad's religion with the silver pole.
DB
[George talking to "Eric" the clown at Robin's son's birthday party.]
GEORGE: Bozo? ERIC: No. GEORGE: B-O-Z-O? ERIC: Sorry, I... GEORGE: You've never heard of Bozo the Clown? ERIC: No! GEORGE: How could you not know who Bozo the Clown is? ERIC: I don't know, I just don't. GEORGE: How can you call yourself a clown and not know who Bozo is? ERIC: Hey, man - what are you hassling me for? This is just a gig, it's not my life. I don't know who Bozo is, what - is he a clown? GEORGE: Is he a clown? What, are you kidding me!? ERIC: Well, what is he? GEORGE: Yes, he's a clown! ERIC: Alright, so what's the big deal! There's millions of clowns! GEORGE: Alright, just forget it. ERIC: Me forget it? You should forget it! You're livin' in the past, man! You're hung up on some clown from the sixties, man! GEORGE: Alright, very good, very good...go fold your little balloon animals, Eric. Eric! (chuckles) What kind of name is that for a clown, huh?
I like it when George squirted ketchup in the air when Jerry told him about the dirty talk.
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animals,
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even better was the episode where George wanted to be know as 'T-Bone' and he ended up with the nickname 'coco'. George's reproduction of 'coco' in the hallway was a classic seinfeld moment.
rob