My boys need a house/home

S06E04 The Chinese WomanretroDec 10, 19962 years later23 posts by 11 posters
Question

Fans debate the exact quote and episode where George or Kramer says something about needing a house or home, with discussion of sperm count and underwear type.

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debbie

What episode is this quote from? I seem to remember a discussion about which was the correct quote. What was the name of the episode?

"Because it's there." George Costanza
LEGGGSdebbie

In article , [email] (debbie) writes:

house house house.. his boys need a house sorry, I dont go by episode titles...

It Shrinks...???

Just Me, Lisa

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janmariLEGGGS

this line is from the episode where kramer is told that his sperm count is low because he wears jockey shorts. he then changes to boxers then says

"...they're flipping, they're flopping....,my boys need a home!"

in my opinion, the funniest episode!!!

its the episode where kramer has to stop wearing briefs cuse his sperm count is too low and his complaining to Jerry that he cant wear boxers cuse hes "flippin hes floppin" then he says to Jerry

"My boys need a HOME Jerry!"

Nope, "house".

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debbieL.B. Peep
House . . . home . . . house . . . home . . .

I understand that this is from The Chinese Woman. Does anyone know when it will be shown again?

"The Contest" will be shown on January 9, 1997
LEGGGSRich Horn

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Tastes Great!

It Shrinks...???

Just Me, Lisa.

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Subject: Re: My boys need a house/home From: [email] (Barbara White) Date: Wed, 18 Dec 1996 13:29:01 GMT Message-ID:

Thanks its about time someone else knew that episode.

J Brrooks "MY BOYS CAN SWIM" George

Okay. First of all, Kramer is talking to Elaine when he says that:

Elanie: "Got a comfort problem there?" Kramer: "I think these Jockeys shrunk ..." Elaine: "I thought you wore silk underwear." Kramer: "Naw ... well, I did for about a week ... I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house." Elaine: " ... that's nice."

The other classic part is:

Jerry: "Well, looks like you've adjusted to the boxers." Kramer: "No, I wouldn't go as far as that ..." Jerry: "You went back to the Jockeys?" Kramer: "Wrong again." Jerry: "... oh no ..." Elaine: "What? What?" Jerry: "Don't ya see what's going on here?! No boxers! No Jockeys!" Elaine: "Oooooooo ..." <backing away> Jerry: "The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gaberdine. (sp?) Kramer, say it isn't so." Kramer: "Oh, it be so! <Jerry and Elanie make faces> I'm out there Jerry and I'm lovin' every minute of it!" Jerry: "Don't ya need a little ... help?" Kramer: "Surprizingly, no. I'm free, I'm unfettered ... I'm like a naked innocent boy roamin' the countryside!"

Okay, I'm done.

Rob :) [email]

In article , Don Cameron writes:

thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you. They Shrink...??? (just this once)

Just Me, Lisa.

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In article , [email] (J Brrooks) writes:

Nope.

It Shrinks...???

Just Me, Lisa.

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LEGGGSJMaibor42

In article , [email] (JMaibor42) writes:

House

It Shrinks...???

Just Me, Lisa.

[email] "Get the honey!" -Fatso
debbieLEGGGS

[email] wrote:

I hope someone will remind us the next time that episode runs, so we can all tape it. I think it's the Chinese Woman episode.

"The Contest" will be shown on January 9, 1997

House.

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LEGGGSJ Brrooks

In article , [email] (J Brrooks) writes:

for the last time, its HOUSE

It Shrinks...???

Just Me, Lisa.

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