Most trivial brake-up reason

In the history of the show, what is the most trivial reason for 2 people to break up? For example:

Jerry's breakup with his girlfriend that resulted from her likeing the plaid dockers ad. Any more?

Jer

Fairall Dennis wrote:

Elaine broke up guys for the seemingly trivial reasons:

Not exclamation points

Never owend a vacuum

Just two of many that I remember.

What about Jerry's he broke up with a girl because she ate her peas one at a time!

For Jerry:

Breaking up with Sidra (Teri Hatcher) because he thought she might have had a boob job. I mean, who cares???!!!! :-)

For Elaine:

Gotta go with Jake Jarmel and the exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For George:

Susan dying. If he really loved her, he could've worked around it! :-)

For Kramer:

Hey, he's Kramer! He doesn't need a reason!