Seinfeld/Buffy crossover ???

Hi,

I've seen with Kazaa that some files are named "Buffy and Seinfeld" crossover... Could anybody tell me what this is about ?

Arno The French Assman

Sure! That's "The Staking", from season 9. Buffy and the gang go to NYC on a field trip (this was back during her Junior year in high school.) This coincides with a "Hellmouth" opening under the upper west side, and vampires start killing people. Kramer comes up with new business idea: flatware with giant wooden spikes for handles:

KRAMER: Say you're eating at Monk's, and some creature of the night comes right at you. JERRY: "Creature of the night"? More likely it'd be a lady of the evening... KRAMER: ...so you take your fork, whip it around, and YAHHH! Right in the old ticker. GEORGE: If it's real silver, couldn't you just use the fork end? JERRY: Silver is for werewolves, Captain Kronos. ELAINE: I thought silver was for zombies & 25th wedding anniversaries? JERRY: I tell ya' the problem with zombies: they're too obsessed with eating brains! They need a little more balance in their diet--a little roughage, a little fiber. Maybe a bran muffin once in a while. Can you imagine eating nothing but brains for 3,000 years? You'd be staggering around and moaning, too!

Elaine starts dating a hunky vampire killer, and Jerry suspects his new girlfriend is a vampire. He dumps her, but later finds out she's merely vampy. Elaine's new boyfriend, however, turns out to be the King of the Vampires in NYC. Elaine is tempted to stay with him, but ultimately decides the whole blood-drinking scene isn't for her. ("And that pale skin! I'd have to change my hairstyle and buy new clothes. I'm an autumn.") Buffy arrives, dukes it out with the vampire King and stakes him. All his vampire legions turn back into people, and Kramer's business plan fails. George makes the moves on Cordelia, who rebuffs him ("You're totally an old creepazoid!") and calls the cops.

It's an okay ep, but it suffers from the post-Larry David syndrome of action rather than dialogue, not to mention a completely far-fetched plot.

Maybe this should be the reunion show?

Just brilliant, John!

East

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