Poster requests to be flamed by other users, sparking humorous responses with various styles of mock insults and playful criticism.
I see all this flaming going on and I have to wonder, "why don't I ever get flamed on the net?" I have very little anger in me, but that doesn't mean I don't crave a little attention now and again. So, could a few people flame me a little? Just a little. Should I start things off with an inflamatory statement? Here goes: Hey, screw you guys. Bring it on, I'm ready.
Davey
I wish you wouldn't waste bandwidth with ridiculous posts like this!
:) :) :)
Frank
In article [email] (DAVID L GEORGE) writes:
Shakespearean: "You dog, you cur, you idol of idiot worshippers." Oaklandian: "Yo momma!" Petty: "You misspelled inflammatory, dummy." Untidy: "You suffer from a rectal-cranial infarction." Carsonian: "May a diseased holy man molest your only sister." Pathetic: [Help, me, I've run out of non-original flames.]
Feel better?
Ron
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Meta: "Who are you, Cyrano de Bergerac?"
In article [email] (Andrew Mullican) writes:
My name Sergio Brocklovak. I am night janitor here in building. They gave me fantastic cart which I push from one end to other. Bestest job anybody gotten. Cart has, how do you say, a decal, on side saying "Intel Inside". You not believe what happens when I press buttons on front. Perhaps you can tell Sergio how to get Green Card. And how I get some of that good spam I hear about. Very good. Family love. Spam good. Cart good. Drake good. Oh, sheet! Bossman coming down hallway. I must quic - Ron Hickman
...could a few people
statement? Here goes: Hey, >>screw you guys. Bring it on, I'm ready.
[O.K., here goes! Insert tongue firmly in cheek!)
Is this Davey guy a creep or what! I doubt he even *really* likes Seinfeld as much as *I* do! What a total jerk! He had something like ONE post today; does this guy have TOO MUCH time on his hands or what!? Whatta moron!!! The post wasn't even relevant to the Newsgroup! Who does he think he is! If he understood the show like *I* do, then he might have a clue in life! P*ss Off! I'm gonna have to put a kill file on this dweeb! -Jeff
P.S. Hey, Davey, how's that? Funny thing is, this one makes as much sense as the Bakun posts (who is STILL making noise about the Motada posts as I'm typing this! He even responded to my tongue-in-cheek question about flaming instead of talkin' 'bout Jerry & Co. and used it as another opportunity to flame AGAIN! YIKES!)
P.P.S. BTW, I think it's time "Georgie" gets to stay on top for a season and *Elaine* gets the shaft! (even though I have a BIG crush on her!)
DAVID L GEORGE ([email]) wrote:
What the hell kind of name is Davey??? Daaaaaavvveeey......come home for dinner! What are you, like 5 years old. Lose the Y and grow up Dave!
How many times do we (the enlightened) have to be subjected to this mindless crap posted by dirtbag students from their god-damned free accounts! I can just tell by the way you punctuate, Davey, that you are a bleeding heart, liberal, granola eating, earth-firster, animal rights activist, crunchy, protest of the week, birkenstock wearing, every dog is a canine american, tree hugging loser! You could never truly appreciate the wit and humor of Seinfeld, which itself doesn't approach the wit and humor of my posts......did I say get a life yet?
Maybe you should just join those two homos, Motoda and Bakun, in my highly publicized kill file! Banished, I say! Exiled to the cold barren wasteland of the usenet, where you can no longer interact with us, the inner circle of the alt.seinfeld elite. I pity you! You'll probably end up begging for scraps over on alt.tv.BH90210, you fool.
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Matt
Davey? What kind of name is Davey? Is that like a feminine version of Dave? Why don't you get a real life and get a real name and start to post articles that the rest of us give a s**t about!! Feel better you Kramer wannabee. Oh sorry, what do you expect from someone with George as a last name. DAVEY CANTSTANDYA
You are really suck at insulting people! (is that what you're looking for?)
DLG>I see all this flaming going on and I have to wonder, "why don't I ever get DLG>flamed on the net?" I have very little anger in me, but that doesn't mean DLG>I don't crave a little attention now and again. So, could a few people DLG>flame me a little? Just a little. Should I start things off with an DLG>inflamatory statement? Here goes: Hey, screw you guys. DLG>Bring it on, I'm ready.
Mr. [email], you may have the honors....
No thanks...you seem perfectly capable of handling it. After all, you've already responded to every other god damn thing on this group. You make everybody read this shit twice. You're a douche-bag!
NLS>You are really suck at insulting people! (is that what you're NLS>looking for?)
"You are really suck", too.