Nude men? You must be joking

"Anna" wrote in message news:[email]...

Yea because women are so fucking streamlined, right?

On May 12, 8:39 pm, "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:

And of course there was other episode where George was getting dressed and a woman started laughing at him (well actually at his penis). I was swimming, George says. It is said how society treats men with small penises. That is why you will find few of those men at nudist venues.

The episode was called "The Hamptons"

http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheHamptons.htm

George: How do women know about shrinkage? (They see Elaine walking down

the hall) Elaine! Get! (She enters) Do women know about shrinkage?

Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?

George: No.

Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...

Elaine: It shrinks?

Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!

Elaine: Why does it shrink?

George: It just does.

Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

"Anna" wrote in message news:[email]...

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You are so full of shit, it is oozing out your mouth!

Having been a nudist for as long as I have, I can tell you 95% of the men LIE!

There are MANY small (average) men at nudist parks. If you ever went to one you would know. I have even seen "innies"!

What a fool you are.

"Richard C." wrote in news:[email]:

Come on Richard, don't hold back like this. Tell us what you REALLY think!

"Anna" wrote in message news:[email]...

And there you have it, Anna. Only an idiot like you would try to cite a fictional television show as a source.

Does this mean that if I get really angry, I grow muscles and turn green?

No shit really? Because I thought she was laughing at his toes when I first saw that episode.

And with that remark, it's obvious that you have never been to a nudist "venue," and, I hope, shall never go to one. For I get the impression that even with the open-minded tolerance commonly displayed by nudists, that you would be fairly uncomfortable and quite possible unwelcome.

Great! Now tell me why I should care.

Because women walk around with their breasts just hanging to their knees, right? Damn Anna. What the hell already.

"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote in news:c2a39 $482a4d0d$a6666848$[email]:

It's a REAL television show. However, the plot is fiction.

"Terry J. Wood" wrote in message news:[email]...

It was on NBC. The fact that it was a real show doesn't matter.

Orson Wells as CitizenCain wrote:

NBC is a fiction nobody believes in any more.

And kick major ass? Definitely, try it the next time you run into some bikers or gangbangers. ;)

Tony Harding wrote in news:482dbe40$0$15171$[email]:

You wouldn't like him when he's angry...