Characters destroyed by the Seinfeld Gang

Oct 14, 199714 posts by 14 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
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I'm trying to put together a list of the characters from the various episodes whose lives have been turned upside down by Jerry and the gang. If anyone already has a list please reply. Or if you can give any input send them. Thanks.

Edward A Campins Northwestern University [email]

Susan (dead) Susan's father (cabin) Everyone at Play Now (bankrupt) Bubble Boy (bubble ripped) Russell Dalrymple (drowned) Jerry's dad (impeached) Elaine's alcoholic boyfriend (fell off the wagon) George's mother (back injury from catching him with Glamour magazine) George's accountant girlfriend (nervous breakdown) Bette Midler (softball game) Mickey Mantle (punched out by Kramer) Mr Pitt (poisoned by Elaine and Jerry) Woody Woodpecker balloon (deflated by Jerry) George's real estate agency boss (they slipped him a "mickey") Elaine's coworker (pinky toe) George's waitress girlfriend's grandmother (pushes her out of the way running from the fire, thus breaking her hip)

Mike

The request wasn't for characters who had bad things happen to them, it was for "characters destroyed".

-What about the yogurt shop owners who said their yogurt was fat-free and Jerry uncovered the truth and killed their business.

Teri

[email] (. Ashori) wrote:

The request was not for characters destroyed, that was only the subject of the post. The request is pasted below from that post:

Here is my entry:

Mickey's career seemed to be ruined when caught "heightening" or "lifting", encouraged by Kramer. Epidoe is "The Stand In".

Jeff

How about the "old bag" who Jerry mugged for her marble rye. She will never return to NY.

-Joe

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

Noreen, Elaine's friend who was dating the 'high talker' and the 'long boring talker'. Elaine ruined both of those relationships, supposedly made her join the Army only to go AWOL, and introduced her to Kramer.

Jacky Childs (not sure about the spelling--Kramer's attorney for the coffee burn case(the balm) and the cigarette case(Kramer as Marlboro Man) "...This is the most public yet of my many humiliations")

ok here goes.....' Mr. Hayman...George and Jerry's gym teacher

The Fat Free Frozen Yogurt People...yogurt exposed as containing fat

Mr Lipman...Elaine's boss refuses to shake hands with Japanese exec...and gets fired

The Drake and the Drakette

Menage a Trois II...Scotty...George's girlfriend's roommate... lost all his belongings due to a cheap labelmaker and nefarious Newman

Susan's father's cabin...cherish the cabin...Susan's father outed...the Cheever Letters

Elaine's Rock Climbing Bimbo Boyfriend...face smashed while climbing with George and Kramer

Tony...Jerry's mechanic...driven to madness by Jerry's lax car care habits.

George's accountant girlfriend Patrice (actress was John Allan Hill's daughter on a Cheers episode)...institutionalized after George levels with her.

The girl in the wheelchair...handicap parking spot..dated Kramer..hipster dufus....had a bad accident because of defective wheelchair brakes

The dentist who wrote fake notes so the gang could claim their massages on their insurance

...that's it for now

Andrea and Joshua Barol wrote in article ...

I dont think anyone mentioned it...at least I dont remember seeing it,,but what about the whole restaurant full of people whose crepes ( rolled too tight by the Cubans ) exploded giving them severe burns to the face..???

BTW why did the back inuries go to the burn center-NYH/CMC-, and the burn patients went to the non burn center hospital -Metropolitan Hospital-, I believe... just a NYC thing....I suppose!

It Shrinks...??? Just Me, Lisa. [email] * * * * * * * "I'm not fat..I'm big boned! -Cartman-"SouthPark"

In article , "LordFlesh" wrote:

Kramer's intern, who went to prison after the oil-ball experiment.

"There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who think there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't"

<many characters cut> (pardon the pun)

also.....

- Jon Voight's car. Technically killed by the old guy but George was driving it. - Jay Peterman sent crazy on several occasions. Most notably mumma and George's pin. - Raquel Welch, Kramer sent her nuts, also cat fight with Elaine. - How could you forget Susan and the dodgy envelope's. George had a big hand in ths one. - Susan's doll that looked like George's mother, George started the whole doll thing. - The soup Nazi. Elaine was going to close him down when she got hold of his recipes. - The head of NBC guy. He was crazy for Elaine and was killed working for Greenpeace.

That's all I can add right now but a view through some tapes might produce a few more.

  • Luke

.....not worth a Brass Razoo but worth still more than the HK$.