Elaine's funniest moment...

I was trying to figure out what Elaine's funniest moment on the show was, and I came up with two of my favorites that I can't choose between.....

She gets bitten by a dog, and thinks she has rabies.....Kramer yells "SHE'S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!!!!"

The little kicks episode, when she dances......

Sam

When she dances...definitely.

I just can't get that out of my head the contortions and the thumbs up!!!

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My favorite is when she strolls into the soup nazi's store and bangs on the counter making up her mind while the soup man gets angrier and angrier. Julia makes that scene.

Elaine's funniest moment had to be when she was dancing.

On Tue, 11 Feb 1997 12:18:31 -0800, "Jen" wrote:

I feel it was when she had to guess the song for Mr Pitt, or when she gave her friend that bra.

In article , [email] (TODDY33NJ) writes:

Oh Lord...her and Mr Pitt..how about when she was trying to buy him socks..LOL

It Shrinks...???

Just Me, Lisa.

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How about when she was visiting Jerry's parents and hurt her back and took some pain medication. At the banquet, she started yelling 'STELLA... STELLA!!!

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or while she was in the process of hurting her back ( although I never understood why she was wearing what looked like a flannel nightie when she was so hot ) Mrs Seinfeld..Put the Air Conditioner ON ****

It Shrinks...???

Just Me, Lisa.

My favorite is definitely when Kramer came in with the video camera and Elaine pretended to be a porn star. She was hilarious!

Yes, I agree with this one.

But also: Has anyone yet mentioned the PEZ dispenser scene? I thought that hilariously well-executed.

My favorite is the "nips" episode where George complains to Elaine why he didn't get a card- and she say " You want a card? Here's your card" and proceeds to grab George's head and puts it against her chest.

Terry

Yes I agree that was a good one. How about when she rips off Georges toupee and says "I hate this thing, and here's what I'm doing with it". She then throws it out the window and walks off brushing her hands looking real pleased with herself.... My hero.

i loved that...also in the episode where jerry is coming out even in everything...she asks him for a $20 and when he gives it to her she throws it out the window, explaining...let's see if it comes back. i love her. j

I was kind of in a funky mood last night, so I put in the tape I got at our area's star trek convention - it's a seinfeld bloppers tape and it's pretty hilarious.

Well, the scene that you mention above, took a few takes and there was a pretty funny blopper in it. Elaine runs after George, the toupee falls to the ground, (in the confusion the actress hadn't noticed the toupee being missing) and she screams, "I hate this thing, and here's what I'm doing with it" and when she went to grab it from his head, it was already missing. Everyone was hysterical.

Not on the bloopers tape but another great speech that is totally unforgettable for me is the one where she is telling her girlfriend about George, with the hopes that she'll go out with him. Elaine: "He's just slightly, uh (showing a teeny bit with her fingers) losing his hair" Girlfriend: "He's bald?" Elainie: "He's balding" Girlfriend: "But he will be bald" Elaine: "Yea, uh huh (shaking her head).

When she asked Jerry how she could be expected to be as good as someone who actually owned the equipment.

He took it out!

Here's another "Elaine's funniest moment"

"Maybe the dingo ate your baby."

debbie wrote in article ...

"Lauri Galletly" wrote:

I thought the dingo line was funny the first time I heard it, but not any funnier than the other funny lines on Seinfeld over the years. Now I am just sick of it.

I like the episode with Elaine and the saxaphone player who won't do everything. When he eventually does do it before an audition he bombs cause he can't blow anymore.

Hi, Just saw the one tonight where Elaine accidentally exposes herself on her Christmas card.

"It's not me who has been exposed here...it's you, for I have seen the nipple on your soul!!!"

Laughed? I thought I'd die. pec Gordo

ELAINE: "he took it out"

JERRY: "that can't be"

ELAINE:  "oh it be!!!!!!!"

CLASSIC LINE.

the episode where elaine is called nip. the scene where george tells elaine that he didn't get a x-mas card from her,and then ....... do u guys remember that scene?

I love the scene where she is stuck in the subway on her way to the lesbian wedding, the train starts to move again, it stops, and she lets out a string of bleeped profanity.

Eric

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Can anyone tell me who Julia L-D is married to (in the real world of course), and also where I might know this person from. I was having a discussion with a friend and we couldn't agree. Please e-mail your responses.

Thanks in advance!!

Brian

"Nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine bottles and cans in the truck. Nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine bottles and cans." -Kramer & Newman

I cant remember his name but they were in the movie "Troll" together. Hes the blonde haired guy that comes down the stairs with her when she complains about the fire alarm.

I think his name is Brad Hall and I believe he does somthing behind the scenes in movies or TV.... I think his biggest claim to fame in front of the camera was he actually said Fuck on national TV as a member of a particularly bad version of the early 80's SNL crew.....

of course this may have been a dream of mine.. I dunno..

J D Wheelr wrote in article ...

Hes

	Actually, it was Charles Rocket that said the "F" word
	on SNL back in 1980 or 1981.  Brad and Julia were on
	the show together around late '82 to '85.
	They were in the "Interesting Four" skits, where
	Brad could staple things with his hands and Julia
	could change the weather by screwing up here face.

You're both wrong...it was Paul Schaeffer (of Letterman fame) who first said it on network TV a year before Chales Rocket did. He said it during a musical skit on SNL...(Paul did)

Weren't they both on SNL in the 80s?

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On 20 Feb 1997, J D Wheelr wrote:

Brad Hall, they were on SNL together in the 80s. I think he's a producer of the Single Guy.

I'm trying to find out what music was playing when Elaine got into the car with The Maestro during the Italy episode. She and the Maestro were singing to it as they drove away. Was it Carmen?

Please respond via pvt email; my account space is maxed and newsgroups have got to go.

Marianne

That's right, he created and produces The Singel Guy...she is currently pregnant with their second child and is due in June...last time, they didn't mention the pregnancy on the show, but rumor has it that (if you remember), because Elaine has been talking about having a baby, they may write it into the show somehow!

I think Juia's husband is (one of) the producer(s) of The Single Guy, in which she once guest starred for one episode as a woman who gets sexually excitement in face of danger.

I had always assumed that with her last name being hyphenated, it was her married and maiden name. Evidently this is not the case if her husband is Brad Hall. What is the meaning behind the hyphen?

Jim

	Julia Dreyfus' stage name is actually just her Dad's full name - she
thought a hypenated name sounded better, and as I've heard her say: "Hey, I
was already using his last name, so what the hell!" Hence, Julia - Louis
Dreyfus' kid became Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
	epbrown
Jim McKinley  wrote:

�I had always assumed that with her last name being hyphenated, it �was her married and maiden name. Evidently this is not the �case if her husband is Brad Hall. What is the meaning behind �the hyphen? � �Jim

Jim McKinley wrote:

Her father is French, and his name is William Louis-Dreyfus, so she's been a Louis-Dreyfus all her life! Read the article about Julia in the March issue of "Vanity Fair" for even more background on the last name among other things. . .

Brad Hall comedian,TV producer

Hey Now

TheMatthew wrote in article ...

Everyone has posted this answer!!!! IT"S WRONG!! Elaine doesn't have a husband!!! But you already knew that. =) I guess it was a trick question.

NFA Lincoln

That's a great scene, one of her best

How about the one where Elaine puts the erotic message on Jerry's cassette recorder, and when the guys figure it out, they all stare at her.

When she is telling Jerry about the guy she dated who "took it out". I was ROTFL

Jim

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Absolutely!!! the funniest moment is the subway scene where Elaine has a fit. But I also enjoyed her rabies moment, where Elaine was bitten by a Rottweiler and started to develop symptoms to the disease. The scene where she starts frothing at the mouth was hilarious. The dancing Elaine did was hilarious too. The latest episode where Elaine orders chinese food and races across to the maintenance custodian's closet is good too.

Elaine

"Maybe the Dingo ate your baby............." from the party on Long Island.

******GO JAYHAWKS******

Always remember to follow through......Stopping at third base adds no more to the score than striking out.

Elaine's dancing, by far. So completely unexpected...here I was expecting some really sexy moves... I laughed all the way through to the next commercial.

My most favorite Elaine moment was aired again just last night in the Twin Cities: in the Salman Rushdie/Health-club episode, when she happens to be in the sauna with Jerry's new girlfriend; on her way to shaking hands, Elaine slips and pitches forward onto the girlfriend's breasts! The closeups of both their faces, especially beautiful Ms. Dreyfuss twisting her face up so GEEKILY, just leave me in stitches!

A close second is the episode in which she gets hired for Pendant (I think), solely because she can make herself look like Jackie O: the moment in the coffee shop when she's sucking Coke through a straw with that TOTALLY VACANT, BOVINE expression for the benefit of her new boss! What women have to go through!

dw wrote in article ...

Elaine was fired from Pendant Publishing in episode 86 (The Opposite). You're talking about episode 87 (The Chaperone), in which she gets a job with Mr. Pitt.

I like the one where she's smashed on pain killers, and she keeps yelling STELLA!!!! Also the one where she says "maybe the dingo ate your baby."

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I would have to say that Elaines funniest moment was definitely the episode where the bird flies into her head and the cab driver tells her too move down in the backseat because her head is in the way of the back window. Oh.... and her dancing is definitely a riot! How the heck does she move like that?

Erica

To me her funniest moment is when she feeding her older boyfriend who had a stroke and she's singing "I love my yankee beans."

The second is when Jerry and her are thinking about getting a cup of coffee and she says "I'll go if I don't have to talk." I use that line all the time.

Eric

I think one of Elaine's funniest moments has to be in the episode where Kramer is remodeling the old theater, and Elaine comes with Jerry to see "Spartacus". During the movie, while eating popcorn, Elaine accidentally pulls the top button off of her blouse and doesn't notice it. She then proceeds to walk home with a generous portion of her cleavage showing, unable to figure out what everyone is looking at! CLASSIC!!!

My favorite Elaine moment, is in "The Pen" Where she is high on muscle relaxers and keeps yelling STELLA!!!

Dan

Don't forget when elaine attempted to dance at the office party

On 17 Mar 1997, DanFein wrote:

In article ADAM LEWIS writes:

Or, in the episode about doing the opposite, everything in her life suddenly becomes crummy, and she says, "Don't you see what's happened? I've become GEORGE!"

Laura.

Although Elaine's dance was hilarious, my fav Elaine moment was when she had to see "The English Patient" with her boss for the second time and she has a nervous breakdown yelling to the screen "DIE!" and then yelling to someguy to "GO TO HELL!"

I liked it when she she told Jerry, "Fake, fake, fake," with appropriate hand gestures.

"'Older, wiser' never applies to me." - Morrissey "If you hurt me I'll be angry and I'll grow up way too fast." - small factory

Two moments come to mind.

#1: Elaine interviews potential sex partners to determine whether they are "spongeworthy."

#2: George is upset because he's discovered this woman he's seeing is bald. Elaine gets in his face and yells, "You're bald!" Then, later, she throws his toupee out the window!

--Joan