George's best speeches

S07E08 The Pool GuyretroFeb 8, 2005, 10:21 PM ET9 years later3 posts by 3 posters
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Fans discuss their favorite George monologues, highlighting the Theory of Independent George speech from "The Pool Guy" and debating other memorable George quotes from the series.

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Ablang

I liked "The Theory of Independent George". I don't remember what episode this came from.

GEORGE: Ah you have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him, Ceases to Exist! You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but there is also
Er↩ Ablang

I like this one, from The Limo (not a speech, but funny nonetheless):

George: You see, you see? I see things as they are and I say, 'no!' Oh, wait, you see things as they are not and you see... Wait, uh, you see things, do you see things as they are? What do you say when you see things?

Jerry: Let me call Elaine and Kramer.

George: If I see things as they are, I would ask "why" or "why not?"

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nana2b↩ Er

Just remember, It's not a lie, if you believe it!

That one is gold!!!! Nana