"My name is george i m unemployed and i live with my parents"
One liners...Classic George
Apr 15, 2004, 6:58 PM ET45 posts by 25 posters
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Fans share favorite George one-liners and quote his self-deprecating introduction and complaints about self-absorbed people.
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I think there's a little of George in all of us................ Unfortunately it's not on FTA TV here in Australia 8-(
"P N P" wrote in message news:[email]...
"The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli..."
Reparations!
"Joe Ferraca" wrote in message news:CUGfc.10429$[email]...
"the door? why would i go out the door? the window's right here!"
One of my all time favorite George rants...
"I'm against all it's me's. So self-absorbed and egotistical, it's like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes!"
"Damn Salami".
Boy, I tell ya', knowing you is like going out in the jungle. I never know what I'm going to find next, and I'm real scared.
"I consider myself very much like you- ONLY successful."
You know we're living in a society!!
On 15 Apr 2004 22:58:34 GMT, [email] (A335Plyr) wrote:
[email] (A335Plyr) wrote in message news:...
I am Costanza--Lord of the Idiots.
"I'm Cartwright"
Jerry: What if it's Neil Armstrong? George: Then I'm going to Mars
"For $50 I'd put my face in their soup and blow"
"Stephen (aka steford)" wrote in message news:c5r0d3$4oshc$[email]...
you're not Cartwright.
"Stephen (aka steford)" wrote in message news:c5r0d3$4oshc$[email]...
Ah, this reminds me:
"It's like I'm Neil Amstrong. I turn around for a sip of Tang, and you jump out first!"
Er
My little man's an idiot.
"Gossett_Art" wrote in message news:[email]...
LOL!
Er
"A George divided against it self, cannot stand"
&
"I WAS IN THE POOL!!!"
db
Well not exactly a one liner...more of a rant..............
Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie! And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll shut 'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I would love it!
"A335Plyr" wrote in message news:[email]...
movie!
show
'em
love
who care's it's not a one-liner.... THAT WAS A GREAT SCENE!! :)
Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole LIFE is a fantasy camp. Mooch food off your neighbours, fall ass-backwards into money, and have sex without dating. THAT's a fantasy camp. People should pay money to live like him for two weeks.
Emile
Sweet Fancy Moses
"LHAZ 61746" wrote in message news:[email]...
Oh Help Me Rhonda
Another terrific exchange...
GEORGE: Yeah! Look at me! I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!
JERRY: Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.
"I was in up to my wrist"
"There's no buffer zone"
"TWIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXX!!!"
Georges' Twix bit in "The Dealership" makes that episode one the funniest for me.
I know I'm in the minority on this one, but he's the only actor in a sitcom ever who could pull off such a preposterous premise. Dave
On 15 Apr 2004 22:58:34 GMT, [email] (A335Plyr) wrote:
"If she was in a line-up, do you really think you could identify her?"
"The Hamptons"
GARY: Okay. Well, the thing is, I've been living a lie.
GEORGE: Just one? I'm living like twenty.
HE'S IN THE BATHROOM!!!
"RickyRoma7" wrote in message news:[email]...
HE'S SLEEPING WITH HIS MAID!!!
(Sorry, that's a Kramer line...)
Doug
Eenie Meenie Chili Beanie Doug Norris is about to speak:
SHE'S *BALD*!!!
** Captain Infinity
"Captain Infinity" wrote in message news:[email]...
She's bald?
Doug
"Jeff" wrote in message news:[email]...
Jerry's comeback:
"They'd pick her up in about ten minutes"
Er
does she have a pinkish hue, a rosy glow?
"RickyRoma7" wrote in message news:[email]...
THERE'S A HUE!
by the way, she's got GREAT eyebrows - women KILL for her eyebrows.
"Dave Cuddy" wrote in message news:o8_hc.72348$[email]...
Who cares about eyebrows?
Doug
"Dave Cuddy" wrote in message news:...
YOU CAN STUFF YOUR SORRYS IN A SAC MR
"chris" wrote in message news:[email]...
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Stop saying that!!
"Dave Cuddy" wrote in message news:Xm8ic.4$[email]...
I don't know what that means?
rob
[email] (chris) wrote in message news:...
What does that mean?
"I've lived my whole life in shame, why should I die with dignity? I want to be the first one, who doesn't die with dignity."
Er
"Dave Cuddy" wrote in message news:5gGfc.51616$[email]...
into the street in their swim suits
" I happend to mention how I liked manure"
"I'd think we'd at least be entitled to KETCHUP"
"Eric the clown put it(the fire)out with his big shoe"
"George likes his chicken spicey"
"No, sorry, it's the moops"
"MY BOYS CAN SWIM"
"Pulp can move, baby!"
I think that's "Pulp can FLY, baby!"
Emile
"�mile Khordoc" wrote in message news:JZyic.88596$[email]...
No. It's "pulp can move, baby."
Doug
Puddy’s just gonna give you the car, huh? (Skeptically) You’ll see. First they stick you with the undercoating, rust-proofing, dealer prep. Suddenly, you’re on your back like a turtle.