Favorite Episodes/Lines

Jun 27, 1992, 1:12 AM ET2 posts by 2 posters
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David C Valenzuela

Here are my TOP 10 Seinfeld Episodes: (No particular order)

1) The Chinese Restaurant. Line: For $5 I'd put my face in his soup and blow!
2) George taking the I.Q. Test. Line: Where'd you get that coffee? My pocket!
3) George at the Massage Parlor. Line: Jerry, IT moved!
4) Jerry's trip to Florida. Line: STELLA! STELLA! STELLA!
5) Jerry gets cable. Line: What did you do to my Cable Boy?
6) Kramer gets a part in a Woody Allen film. Line: These Pretzels are really
	making me thirsty!
7) The dirty talking woman/George's Bald Cure. Line: I am up for ANYTHING!
8) Season Finale/ The Keys. Line: Kramer saw me naked! Completely Naked!
9) George's Fight for the Parking Spot. Line: How was I supposed to know you
	were backing up? No one backs up from that far.
10) The Unconscious man. Line: Maybe he's diabetic. Give him some cookies!

I happen to think that this is by far the best tv show. I have always been a fan of Jerry's but with the show, he is better. Kramer and crew makes it the most hysterical show I've ever seen.

Dave Valenzuela

John C PersonsDavid C Valenzuela

Not a line, but the closing shot that panned from Jerry to Kramer to George (maybe not in that order) as they were leering at Elaine was hilarious.

And Kramer's response: COMPLETELY! (with perfect Kramer inflection)

Great show, John