Some of my favorites: Levels: When he and I believe he was to be assisted by Morty planned to build levels with steps. Pizza: Do it yourself pizza parlor Sleep: When he planned to be like Thomas Edison or DaVinci (I can't remember which since my mind is filled with a bunch of other useless crap) and only take catnaps. Wood Panelling: When he wall papered his crib with faux wood to look like a ski lodge Vintage Clothes: "The Executive" Cohibas: Cuban cigars from the Cuban embassy
Best Kramer Ideas or Get Rich Schemes
Aug 17, 199622 posts by 21 posters
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That's the shit when he covers his place in Wood Paper and he turns ramona into heterosexual....then george turned both of his ex girlfriends into lesbians.
"Big Dog" writes:
It was DaVinci. That isn't a good idead by the way.
Don't 4get the Coffee Table Book and the "Bro" w/ George's Pop...
This Town can Kill anybody
KuMan wrote:
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Don't forget the episode when he came up with the idea for "the Beach" cologne that smelled like you just came back from a day at the beach. He pitched the idea to Calvin Kline I think and they laughed at it...then a while later he sees an add for it when one of Jerry's dates smells familiar.
On 17 Aug 1996 20:13:29 GMT, "Big Dog" wrote:
How about these:
"The Ocean" cologne.
Getting rid of his fridge so he could eat everything fresh (which didn't work out so well with his girlfriend).
The trip to California
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Don't forget when he and Newman try to pull the over-the border bottle-refund scam :) I thought _that_ was a classic, how many people have discussed pulling a scam like that before?
That was also the episode where Jerry's car gets stolen and he coverses with the theif on the car phone. Kramer ends up ditching his bottle scam to help his friend in need.
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Kramer and Newman also became briefly obsessed with getting everyone's old records to sell! (including getting all that old man's records that Jerry was visiting)
Wasn't Kramer and Newman also invloved once in collecting Glass Bottles and selling them in Michigan or somewhere ?
[email] (Manzoor ul Hassan) wrote:
What about when Kramer went to drive golf balls from the beach and one landed in a whale's blowhole? A hole in one! (remember, George pretended to be a marine biologist because Jerry already told this girl that he was, and ended up having to save the whale!)
dave
wearing clothes fresh from the dryer (or oven)
GR
[email] (ChiGirl676) wrote:
The roll out tie dispenser was good.
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You Forgot The Bottle Deposit Scheme w/Newman
Don't forget the when he pretended he ran the movie phone hotline, since everyone confused the movie phone number with his. There's also the time he wanted to sell those old raincoats.
Aaron
aaaah, aaaaah!! I've only got two words to add... "The Bro"
-G-
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"The Manssier"
-Chris
What about the time when he invented the "Bro" or "Manssiere" That one was hilarious.
Don't forget the roll out tie dispenser.... Your late for a big meeting when bzoooot, youve got mustard all over your tie! Zoot out rolls a new one and your ready for business!
The pizza place where you make your own pie!
Driving your recyclables to a state that gives a better exchange.
How about the time when Kramer came up with the idea of eraser putty for humans so you can get clean without getting wet.
How about when Kramer came up with the idea for the rotating tie rack that automatically goes to the next day, or the make your own pizza pie company. Or remember when he went to cuba just to get some cigars?
Tommy.