Elaine Gets Head!

In article , [email] says:

What's oral sex?

In article , [email] says...

That's where you talk about it instead of doing it. AKA cybersex :<)

In [email] (W.T. Pfefferle,

says:

Jan

can't

Hey, he was sponge-worthy!

In article , [email] (W.T. Pfefferle, Ph.D.) writes:

It's this new thing where two or more people have sex while brushing each others teeth and then spit into each others mouth. Its very healthy.

On 10 Jan 1996, Jessie4437 wrote:

...and two out of three dentists recommend it!!!

In article , [email] writes:

I don't think oral sex with a girl is called "giving head". That's a blow job. Funny that you didn't know that.

In article , [email] wrote:

But, Du-uh! Actually, the joke is that he did it so _badly_ for so long that she wasn't satisfied (though admittedly that was his first time with her and it does take some time to get it right) and then he played badly. See the double-entendre? He couldn't get his lips around _either_ instrument because he was trying too hard!

ThatBobGuy

But the true genius of the show is illustrated by the chance encounter between Kramer on the street and the piano player of the band. Remember the musician says he can't help Kramer unload his Price Club goodies because his hands are his life? Then what's a sax players life? Lips and tongue!! He can't overuse 'em 'cause they might get worn out. Such tremendous subtlety in the script!!

: Um, what was this episode?

In article <please explain the obvious>, somebody wrote:

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Whew! Thanks for the explanation...now, just what was wrong with the horse that Kramer fed the Beef-A-Reenos??? I don't get it???

HF

"Just keep thinkin" Butch.That's what yer good at!" -Sundance Kid

N � >> Elaine's boyfriend gives her head for SO LONG that he can't N � >>play the sax on stage! His lips are totally worn out. N � > N � N � What was she saying to him while they were walking in? That it was ok that h N � didn't preform? GAH! I feel like such an idiot, I"m out of the sexual loop. N � still don't know what she meant by him not doing "EVERYTHING". Did she mean N � did oral sex? I got the Delores joke, and also "The move" thing (I think), b N � this still escapes me. Anyone want to help a poor, naive, innocent soul out?

Ben,

You are not the only one mislead by the show! Just because he is sponge-worthy does not mean that she had to use her sponge, i.e. intercourse! And just because he doesn't do everything doesn't mean he doesn't do oral sex.

And to top it all off, performance anxiety is usually associated with intercourse. Heck, if you can eat an ice cream cone you can do oral sex on a woman! And it takes a lot longer to get it up for the performance-anxiety-ridden man (just speculation) than for a woman to get satisfaction from even the most tongue-tied! Why else would they be so late?

His lousy playing at the end of the show could just be a lack of confidence from his poor performance.

This show reminds me of the it-it-out-out episode where the guy is in the car with Elaine, and just before she peers at his crotch with that shocked look he says something about how he is going to pee his pants. Until the gang started talking about it in the next scene, I thought he had peed on himself! What else would I expect after that comment? And what is the value of fooling me into thinking that he had peed himself? It confused, but did not amuse.

So anway, Ben, hang in there and don't blame yourself for strange writing!

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