George Costanza = China?

S09E09 The ApologyretroApr 7, 2001, 6:13 PM ET3 years later11 posts by 10 posters
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John Twernbold

Anyone else noticed a certain familiarity to China's repeated demands for a US apology over the recent air accident?

AMERICA: "Well, I talked to my advisers, and, uh, I've thought it over, and, you know, my speech on the White House lawn was abrupt and indifferent, and you deserve much better." CHINA, ready to release the US prisoners: "Well, thank you." AMERICA: "You're welcome." RUSSIA: "Can I get better trade relations?" AMERICA: "Normal or preferred nation?" CHINA: "Uh, excuse me, uh, um, America. I don't want to get into a big thing here, but... I'm not sure if, technically, what you just said was actually an apology." AMERICA: "What?" RUSSIA: "Can you get on those trade relations?" AMERICA: "Would you hang on just a second, son? China, what are you talking about?" CHINA: "Well, it's just, all you said was 'your welcome', which is nice. It's very nice. But... I feel I gotta get the apology." RUSSIA: "Is there anybody else here but you?" AMERICA: "I'm alone, and it's my first term in office. You know, I don't even think we even offer that type of agreement, so... China, really, enough, ok? You know, I-I admitted I regretted the loss of life, so what more do you want from me?" CHINA: "I would like an apology." AMERICA: "All right, look, you know--" FRANCE, [entering the talks]: "Did you get it?" RUSSIA: "No, this guy doesn't know what he's doing." AMERICA: "Oh, yes I do. Yes, I do. OK? I'm interacting with someone here, if you can understand that. Now, I'm sorry." CHINA: "Baah! There it is! You just said it! That's what I want! Now say it again, and tell it to me." AMERICA: "I'm not saying anything to you. I'm not sorry. I was never sorry. It was just an accident, caused by your reckless pilot. I hate diplomacy! Where's that nuke button? Where is it? Can't find anything. I need a war. Ah, missile defense system. Here we go. What are you looking at? Get out! Come on, can't you see the talks are over?! Get out!"

John Twernbold jtwernbold (at) yahoo.com
Paul SJohn Twernbold

Well done.

More posts like this please and less of the..."I've got lots of eps,

anyone wanna trade?

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Paul S
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"John Twernbold" wrote in message news:8iMz6.3888$[email]...

michaelxPaul S

"Paul S" wrote:

Hey, that reminds me. I've got lots of(&&*%$$(~ *SIGNAL LOST*

Michael X. Goodrich

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DaveJohn Twernbold

John Twernbold wrote:

Outstanding, John.

I know it's only April, but I'm nominating this for a.t.s post of the year.

Dave

mattyc9John Twernbold

BAHAHAHAH! Great!

"Was I talking to YOU pinhead?!"

"Please don't call me 'pinhead'."

-Matt

John Twernbold wrote:

MiSs MeLyMoOJohn Twernbold

hey, i'm just new at this stuff, it's taken me a while to understand how this group works! John do you have a particular episode in mind?

DaveMiSs MeLyMoO

Print out John's post and save it until after you've seen "The Apology." It's the one where Jerry's girlfriend walks around the apartment naked, Kramer installs a garbage disposal in his shower, George demands an apology from a 12-stepper and Elaine confronts a germophobe at work. Trust me.

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