The Dewey Decimal system is the biggest scam ever perpetuated on society
They already have a cure for cancer.
All home deliveries should be outlawed.
(Maybe not exact wording on these, sorry!)
Others?
Fans recall Kramer's absurd and paranoid conspiracy theories and bizarre claims from throughout the series.
The Dewey Decimal system is the biggest scam ever perpetuated on society
They already have a cure for cancer.
All home deliveries should be outlawed.
(Maybe not exact wording on these, sorry!)
Others?
they're not cloning sheep. It's the same sheep! I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief on the old Dean Martin show!
UNICEF is a money laundering scheme
Allrightythen wrote:
The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since one-hour Martinizing.
-B.
[email] wrote:
Elaine, I'm telling you, they're with the organization. They're all part of it. He's in there with Helms and Hunt and Liddy, that whole crowd. George and Jerry, they probably know who killed Kennedy!
-B.
Jerry : So were going to make the Post Office pay for my new stereo? Kramer : It's just a write off for them. Jerry : How is it a write off? Kramer : They just write it off. Jerry : Write it off what? Kramer : Jerry all these big companies they write off everything Jerry : You don't even know what a write off is. Kramer : Do you? Jerry : No. I don't. Kramer : But they do and they are the ones writing it off.
"I had a very interesting lunch with George Costanza today." "Really?" "We were talking about our lives, and we both kind of realized we're kids. We're not men." "So then you asked yourselves, 'Isn't there something more to life?'" "Yes, we did." "Yeah, well let me clue you in on something... There isn't." "There isn't?" "Absolutely not. I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry, marriage? Family? They're prisons! Man-made prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning, she's there. You go to sleep at night, she's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. 'Is it alright if I use the bathroom now?!' And you can forget about watching TV while you're eating." "I can?" "Oh yeah. You know why? Because it's dinnertime, and you know what you do at dinner?" "What?" "You talk about your day. 'How was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today? Well, what kind of day was it? Well, I don't know, how about you, how was your day?'" "Boy." "It's sad, Jerry. It's a sad state of affairs." "I'm glad we had this talk." "Oh, you have no idea."
[email] wrote:
Yeah, one of the great dialogues - perhaps second to Bookman's diatribe to Jerry.
Doctors -- a bunch of lackeys and yes-men all towing the company line.
(Plus, they botched my vasectomy. I'm even more potent now.)
-B.
Dentists are people too.
Jerry'd have them in their own schools. Jerry's Anti-Dentite.
aloha LD
Raoul wrote:
Um...I think you need to read the subject line again...
-B.
Mary Hart celebrating 25 years with `ET' By SANDY COHEN, AP Entertainment Writer 2 hours, 5 minutes ago
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - Mary Hart didn't set out to become the face of entertainment news.
She came to Los Angeles to get into show business. But her first big break, co-hosting a talk show with Regis Philbin, was yanked by the network after just a few months. A new entertainment show asked to interview Hart about what it was like to be a TV-show casualty.
The next day, they offered her a job.
That show was "Entertainment Tonight," and this year marks Hart's 25th season as its anchor.
"It was one of those fortuitous and serendipitous things," Hart says, lingering over an omelet at one of her favorite breakfast spots. "It was definitely not something I foresaw doing for even three years, much less five, 10, 20, 25."
As for how long the tenure could stretch, Hart's most recent contract with the show is set to expire this year, but she and "Entertainment Tonight" steered clear of any questions about its renewal.
To kick off Hart's 25th season, "ET" aired a collection of video clips last week from her long run with the program. The hair styles show the passage of time. There she is with a Farrah flip, a pouffy updo and the loose blonde waves she wears today - always accessorized with her sunny Miss South Dakota smile.
Hart says she always had Hollywood dreams. She sang and danced in high school and performed in musical productions in college while pursuing a degree in English. She worked as a school teacher ("so I could make a living") in Sioux Falls as she tried to figure out the shortest route from South Dakota to showbiz.
She lucked out with a local cable show.
When school ended at 3 p.m., Hart raced to a nearby studio to go live on the air at 3:30, talking with "everybody from the Girl Scout leader to the local politician running for office."
"I graded papers at night," she says.
She came to California in 1979 and landed the gig on "Entertainment Tonight" three years later.
At that time, entertainment news was an oxymoron. No one considered devoting 30 minutes of prime-time TV real estate to it.
Even the "ET" staff didn't know exactly what the show should do, Hart says.
"We were the first ones, so we were kind of breaking new territory every day," she says.
On-camera celebrity interviews were uncommon then, Hart says, and thus more candid. "ET" covered parties and premieres in ways only print publications had before.
It didn't take long for stars, publicists and fans to catch on. Look-alike shows cropped up within a few years.
"It went from other half-hour shows copying us to a full 24-hour cable entertainment channel," Hart says. "Suddenly the entire world of entertainment news exploded."
Now, Web sites provide worldwide coverage of celebrity news around the clock, which means Hart and the "ET" team have to work harder than ever before.
Especially since Hart is more than just a host. She is intimately involved with nearly every aspect of the show, says executive producer Linda Bell Blue.
"Mary and I talk about the rundown, we go over the ratings, we talk about the week ahead and the month ahead," Bell Blue says. "Mary is the No. 1 quintessential host of an entertainment show. She is a leader of this staff."
Still, Hart maintains the kind of neighborly accessibility that connects her with celebrities and fans alike. One minute she's talking about interviewing Tom Cruise, the next she's wondering how many pizzas to pick up for her 14-year-old son AJ's football party.
"I'm way too normal to be totally swept up in the (entertainment) world and yet so grateful for my successes," she says.
She never expected to last a generation on TV.
"I thought by the time I was in my late 30s, I would be over the hill in the world of broadcasting," says Hart, 55. "Look how wrong that has proven to be. I love working. I love doing this show."
"There will be a next chapter. I just don't know when. Or what."
If she wasn't the iconic host of the top entertainment-news show, Hart says she would be working outdoors.
"I would have been a good ski bum," she says. "But I could have been a park ranger."
She also enjoys "buying, selling and remodeling" homes with her husband, producer Burt Sugarman.
For now, though, she hasn't tired of her daily routine: up at 6 a.m., at the studio by 8, then hair, makeup and voiceovers until taping starts at 11. If last-minute news breaks, Hart can update her voiceovers from a small home studio.
She's usually "a forward-looking person," she says, but reaching a TV milestone has forced her to look back. With a 25-year history, does she feel like a TV-genre pioneer?
"I was the first one doing this, on a nightly basis, giving America entertainment news," she says. "So I kind of feel like a pioneer now ... (but) I don't know, it makes me sound like I'm 85 years old."
You have two different scam combined...
KRAMER: The Dewey Decimal System, what a scam that was. Boy that Dewey guy really cleaned up on that deal. [The Library]
Also
KRAMER: The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since One Hour Martinizing. [The Suicide]
Can anyone list all the other "scams" that were mentioned?
(I got a list - what else is new?)
KRAMER enters.
KRAMER: Don't even question my instincts, because my instincts are honed. Look at that. (Hands Jerry a newspaper)
JERRY (reads): "Hospital receives grant to conduct DNA research...government funds genetic research at area hospital." Yeah, so?
KRAMER: Pigman, baby! Pigman!
ELAINE: Ok, if I hear about this pigman one more time...
KRAMER: I'm tellin ya, the pigman is alive. The government's been experimenting with pigmen since the fifties.
JERRY: Will you stop it? Just because a hospital gets a grant to study DNA doesn't mean they are creating a race of mutant pigmen!
KRAMER: Jerry, wake up to reality! It's military thing. They're probably creating a whole army of pig warriors.
-B.
On Wed, 13 Sep 2006 17:22:50 -0400, "TheNewsGuy(Mike)" wrote:
And what exactly is The Dewey Decimal System?
(Frankly it doesn't have to be all that exactly, as a European I am used to one Decimal System but think that it may be different from this Dewey thing.)
Lars Stockholm
A method for cataloguing library books.
<http://www.oclc.org/dewey/>
I want to cancel my mail...
slas wrote:
Calm down, everyone! No one's cancelling any mail.
I'll take over from here, Violet. Why don't you go ahead and take your three-hour break.
-B.