silly Jerry

While watching "The Label Maker" recently in syndication I found Jerry's commentary on Tim Whatley rather amusing. "I don't trust this guy. I think he re-gifted, then he de-gifted, and now, he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard for a Super Bowl sex romp!" What do you all feel are other classic Jerry lines?

Well, you have to include the whole "JFK" spoof with Jerry, Kramer, and Newman in "The Boyfriend."

There's also the "I can't! I'm not an orgy guy!" speech from "The Switch."

And the line from "The Shoes" explaining the cleavage peek to Elaine: "It's on a molecular level. You can't control it! We're like some kind of weird fish where the eyes operate independently of the head!"

I like the one he said tonight on the syndicated "shrinkage" episode. When elaine asked if it shrinks he said something like 'like a frightened turtle" funny stuff.

By the way, can anyone tell me how that episode ended. I got a phone call after the doctor told Elaine that sometimes you tell people they are breathtaking just to be nice. Steff

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My wife's favorite Jerry line involves the episode where Jerry doesn't offer the moving(?) man a drink. Kramer chastises him.

Kramer: What kind of person are you? Jerry: I don't know.

The words are not that funny, but the delivery is great! It's as if he really doesn't know what type of person he is.

My daughter's favorite "Seinfeldism" is Jackie (Kramer's lawyer's), "Um huh", when he is pondering a "legal" point.