Can Someone Explain The Candy Lineup

S09E11 The DealershipretroJul 14, 2004, 7:35 PM ET7 years later30 posts by 11 posters
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Dimitrios Paskoudniakis

In "The Dealership", the whole concept of the Candy Lineup makes no sense.

1. The candy machine ran out of Twix bars, thanks to the mechanic with the short name (Ned, Moe, Lem, Sol, whatever).

  • George was out of money.
  • George was very hungry.

How did George therefore obtain ten Twix bars to make the Candy Lineup, and why didn't he eat any before testing people with it to at least relieve his hunger?

Dave CuddyDimitrios Paskoudniakis

"Dimitrios Paskoudniakis" wrote in message news:[email]...

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it just doesn't make SENSE!

George.comDave Cuddy

"Dave Cuddy" wrote in message news:lLlJc.4843$[email]...

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you need to consider that whilst George is tight and has a sweet tooth (Bosco) more than anything he doesn't like being screwed. When he is being screwed he gets very belligerent. The fat greedy mechanic was eating George's Twix bar with which George used his money to purchase. You also need to remember that it took George an hour (took him an hour?) to prepare the candy line up (with no wrappers or identification of any kind) thus giving him adequate time to source both money and twix bars. There was a mental hospital quite near there so maybe he secured his candy line up from there.

rob

fifth avenue bar my arse

Dimitrios PaskoudniakisGeorge.com

"George.com" wrote in message news:cd5nbo$8fr$[email]...

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Sounds like too much of a stretch, and still does not explain why he wouldn't have eaten at least one to curb his incredible hunger. I don't buy your theory.

Sorry the theory dosen't hold water. George at the end of the episode is stuffing his face with a sandwich in a cab. Let's just call it artistic license..:-)

"Wayne Chicago area" wrote in message news:[email]...

The sandwich is not an issue - they take a cab to go home, stop to pick up George a sandwich, and Jerry pays for it. The candy lineup is what doesn't make sense, not the sandwich.

Maybe you should quit watching the show in protest.

"Dimitrios Paskoudniakis" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Hey, I'm just asking a question about a scene that just doesn't seem to make sense. What's wrong with that? I think that's a fair question to pose to this NG, and of course you didn't have the answer (nor did anyone else). At least you were thoughtful enough to reply with a useless, sarcastic post.

"Dr. Van Nostrand" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Mark MellinDimitrios Paskoudniakis

In article , "Dimitrios Paskoudniakis" wrote:

FWIW, here's a link to past discussions on this inconsistency:

<http://www.google.com/groups?as_q=twix&as_ugroup=alt.tv.seinfeld>

  • Mark
Mark Mellin ULmar 9 - 5470 Mailstop 408-85 Menlo Park, CA 94025-3493 USA

My reply was to Dr. Van Nostrand, not you. See his idiotic post to see why.

"Wayne Chicago area" wrote in message news:[email]... > Sorry ,I never ment to be sarcastic. My apologies.:-) I just said the > scene and the solution just don't hold water. Maybe your correct?
Dr. Van NostrandDr. Van Nostrand

Maybe you should stop reading my posts in protest.

"Dr. Van Nostrand" wrote in message news:[email]...

Sorry, It's just that your fifth argument on this subject was more than I could bear.

"Dimitrios Paskoudniakis" wrote in message news:[email]...

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George.comDimitrios Paskoudniakis

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No, it is entirely feasible. Remember, George had and hour to do this (took him an hour?), there was a mental hospital right near there and the mechanic was a pie eating, twix scoffing fat bastard. George had pleanty of time, he could have gotten the twix bars from the mental hospital or even the pie face grease monkey's (although I don't care for the term) locker. Also, remember the Jerry was getting a good deal from Putty so maybe he loaned George some money. I think the sadnwich was a distraction.

rob

Wayne Chicago areaGeorge.com

I think your conclusion is a possibility.Problem,if George entered a mental hospital,they would have kept him.Thus would end the episode. "George is getting frustrated."

George.comWayne Chicago area

"Wayne Chicago area" wrote in message news:[email]...

I think George was probably copus mentos when he did the Candy Line up (ie no bats in the belfry). Steinbrenner got George sorted out when he committed him. Maybe the mental hospital real near Puddy's work was the one Steinbrenner got George committed to. If that is the case George would know ehere the twix were in the institution.

rob

Wayne Chicago areaGeorge.com

I think George was probably copus mentos when he did the Candy Line up (ie no bats in the belfry). Steinbrenner got George sorted out when he committed him. Maybe the mental hospital real near Puddy's work was the one Steinbrenner got George committed to. If that is the case George would know ehere the twix were in the institution.

Rob, I got just the opposite impression.I beleive George had lost it completely over the candy. He finaally loses it all the end wit his scream to the ceiling.

George.comWayne Chicago area

"Wayne Chicago area" wrote in message news:[email]...

I don't know Wayne. Often when I get pissed off, mad or frustrated I find myself screaming "Twix" (or questioning the parentage or sexuality of the person causing me the grief, or saying George is getting upset).

rob

Wayne Chicago areaGeorge.com

I don't know Wayne. Often when I get pissed off, mad or frustrated I find myself screaming "Twix" (or questioning the parentage or sexuality of the person causing me the grief, or saying George is getting upset).

Rob, I have used the "George is getting mad" in life. Maybe you stumbled upon great? I'll try "twix" the next time I get frustrated.

Serenity Now!!!! This I use every day..:-)

George.comWayne Chicago area

"Wayne Chicago area" wrote in message news:[email]...

no, don't use Serenity Now. Serenity now, insanity later. "Twix" is much better although it does leave you a little hungry.

WillGeorge.com

"George.com" wrote in message news:cd5nbo$8fr$[email]... !

It is part of his character that even though George continually lies and deceives he gets outraged when someone does it to him, or he perceives that it is being done.

Mark MellinWayne Chicago area

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Previous posts to a.t.s have used this specific episode as an example of how the quality of writing and production had gone seriously downhill by seasons 8 and 9. Unlike the question of "why didn't she eat the pie?", this isn't one for the ages, just sloppy writing and going for the gag of George in perpetual screech mode.

"Without the writing, you have nothing. You're the ones that make them look good." -F. Constanza

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Mark Mellin San Mateo Village, CA 94403-2918 USA

That's the genius of it.

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