Episode titles needed!

Apr 13, 1994, 8:30 AM ET2 posts by 2 posters
Question
2 posts
Ruben S�gaard
My WWW-page with Seinfeld samples continue to grow, but to make it
really look good, I need some episode titles.  If know where one or
more of the following things belong, please reply to this. If you want to
reply by e-mail, use [email]. The Seinfeld-URL is:
	http://www.ifi.uio.no/~rubens/seinfeld/sounds/index.html
To get to the seinfeld home page, use:
	http://www.ifi.uio.no/~rubens/seinfeld/index.html

Here are the questions:

1) In which episode is the gang helping elderly people? The one with the old woman telling about her affair with Gandhi.

2) Is the episode with the cleavage-problem called "The Pilot"? If not, please tell me the name.

  • In which episode is the name-joke with Marla, Stacey, Jerry and George?

4) What is the exact name of the episode with the jr. mint and the operation?

5) The episode with the contest (George gets caught and so on), is it called "The Contest"?

6) Where does this come from: (Bass solo) Jerry: One of the great mysteries to me is the fact that a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, rip the hair out by the root and still be afraid of a spider.

7) Where does this come from: George: Kramer, should I call Susan? Kramer: Now, what does the little man inside you say? You see, you gotta listen to the little man. George: My little man doesn't know. Kramer: The little man knows all. George: My little man's an idiot.

8) Where does this come from: Jerry: There was no pick! I... I did not pick, there was no pick! Woman: I gotta go. Jerry: Wait, no... No pick!

9) Where does this come from: George: Oh, I can't wait to read my Time magazine. Maybe I'll read it tomorrow. In the park. Supposed to be a beautiful day.

and

Jerry: You'll never be late for a plane with a girl. 'Cause a girl runs like a girl, with the little steps and the arms flaring out. You wanna make this plane, you gotta run like a man.

10) Where does this come from: Elaine: Wah, wah, wah... Jerry: Hey, could you do me a favor? Could you shut up?

11) Where does this come from: Jerry: You know, it's a very interesting situation. Here you have a job that could help you get girls. But, you also have a relationship. But if you try to get rid of the relationship, so you can get the girls, you loose the job. (Laughter) Jerry: You see the irony? George: Yeah, yeah, I see the irony.

12) Where does this come from: Kramer: What made you think you could touch that ....... ? George: He refused to put another ........ .

and what are the missing words? I'm a Norwegian, so I just can't figure out what they say, although my English is quite good. I guess you have to be a native to understand that. (It's difficult to read the lips on a sample...)

Just refer to the numbers when you answer, there's no need to copy this message.

Thanks in advance, Ruben.

Ron HickmanRuben S�gaard

Here's a list of the first 77 episode titles I got from this newsgroup earlier in the year:

- Ron Hickman