The series will end with the main characters dying or being killed by Newman.
Posters debate potential series finale scenarios, with most rejecting dark endings in favor of character continuity or callbacks to recurring plot threads.
When the series comes to an end, I think it would make a great series finale if Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer all got together and committed suicide together by licking hundreds of old envelopes.
Maybe it would be even funnier if Newman went beserk and fatally shot the four of them, then turned the gun on himself. Oh, man! I'm laughing just thinking about it!
ericperlin@SPAMSUCKS!!!pb.net wrote:
Another wonderful youthful example of the US system.
On Sun, 7 Dec 1997, The News Guy-(Mike) wrote:
Why does the cast need to die at the end? These characters may be crazy, but I like them and would like them to go on living healthy lives. (Yes I know that they aren't real, but for 30 minutes a week they are like people I know.)
"Early to rise, early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead." ---Yakko Warner
I all ways thought that a good story line for the end would be Babu coming back to America to stalk the "very bad man" Jerry! I can't believe that someday he won't come back!!!
Elaine and Puddy break up. Puddy meets Bob Sacamano and they discover they're gay. They have a menage a trois with the reporter from NYU who brings them back to straight. Elaine proposes to Puddy who accepts only if she promises to lick the envelopes.
ericperlin@SPAMSUCKS!!!pb.net wrote:
My original post was intended as a JOKE. My crazy series finale ideas were intended to be humorous NG postings, but neither idea would be funny as an actual episode.