Women aren't funny cause humor is a muscle.

I had a dream last night in which Jerry told me that "Women aren't funny cause humor is a muscle." Let's forget it was a dream and that being so it doesn't have to make sense. What does this statement alone could possibly mean?

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"Humor is a muscle that has to be used to be developed. The more we use it, the stronger it gets." -Gavin Jerome-

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I swear I didn't know that guy. I heard that name once but I had no idea who he was. Damn you Gavin Jerome! You useless pustule! :) Why can't I be the first to have an idea? You'd think just once I could get a break. God knows I'd have earned it with that phrase!

http://www.ucdsm.org/sermons/Sermon-ha-ha.htm http://www.gavinjerome.com/index.htm

Christian

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[email] (The Maestro) wrote in message news:...

I would interpret this phrase as this:

Humor is a subtle way to be aggressive. And I would go a little further and say that humans are just subtle animals (well, not always subtle, but that's not the point here). And like with many animal species, the human female is attracted to the most aggressive (funny) male. So in the process of sexual human courtship, it means that women want the funniest possible man that they can get. And as with animals, the female doesn't have to be aggressive (funny) to attract men. She just has to sit there and be good lookin'. That's why there's much more funny men out there than funny women.

And there ain't nothing that the woman's movement can do about it: it's the life force in our human subtle and somewhat sophisticated way to disguise it.

Christian

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George: You see, this is what I do with women. I start out too strong, now I have to become real, that's when it all falls apart. What good is real? They don't want real, they want funny.

Elaine: No they don't.

George: Ooooh, yes they do.

Elaine: Nooo.

George: Ya gotta put on a show, ya always gotta give them a big show. You always have to be 'on' otherwise why would they like me? They'd just go for a better looking guy with more money.

Elaine nods her head in approval.

George: You mean that's true, I'm right?!

[email] (rerics) wrote in message news:...

Humor, muscles, money, what do these things have all in commons?

Men needs a lot of them. Women don't.

If there's ever a Man's Movement, we'll be fighting for the right to be boring, poor, and flimsy.

Lately I've been getting spam advertising humor enlargement. Do you think it works?

On Fri, 4 Jul 2003 09:59:23 -0700, "stevehoran" wrote:

i don't know, but i heard that there was a medical break through. It's scientificly proven!!!!