I love it when George recorded himself singing on the his answering machine. I thought it was the funniest thing I ever heard. I down-loaded the wav. I was going to put in on my answering maching until I realized my name wasn't George and that would probably confuse people.
"Believe it or not George isn't at home, leave a message at the beep, I must be out or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home.