Best lines...

Ok, here it is; the only line that I can actually remember that's funny:

George: He hated me...he always called me **Can'tstandya! Can'tstandya!**

Sorry if I got some of it wrong, it was anout two years ago.

One of my fave lines was from the episode with Jami Gertz as the 1-900
operator:
		[Jami]:   I don't have a square to spare.
		[Elaine]: Not even a ply?

Another one is from the episode with the virgin, played by Jane Leeves,
where Elaine says:
		   "Was I being anti-virgin? I didn't mean to
		    be anti-virgin!"

That's all folks!

Another "best line," taken from tonight's rerun:

"You're eating onions, you're spotting dimes; I don't know what the hell's goin' on!"

best lines from that episode were "right this way mr. doody!" and " . . .you stupid hipster doofus!"

[email] (David Schrag) writes:

Or.... "Woof-woof, no bang-bang."

A favorite exchange was in last week's "take it out" episode, when George rang Jerry's buzzer, and the exchange went like this:

[bzzzzzzzt!]

Jerry: (into the intercom) Yeah?

George: (through the intercom) Yeah.

Jerry: Yeah. (buzzes him in)

The whole thing took about 0.5 seconds.

I think my all-time favorite line from Seinfeld is from THE PICK when Jerry and George were discussing whether "picking" is so bad. George comes up with the theory about Moses:

"I think Moses was a picker. You wander through the desert for 40 years with that dry air, you're telling me you're not gonna have occasion to clean house a little?"

Our favorite line from the most recent episode of Seinfeld goes something like this:

Jerry to George - "We're with you Aquaboy, Godspeed!!!"

I forget who wrote the original message for "Top 40 lines", but if you're out there: When are you going to start tabulating them? It would be a pretty grueling task, I'm sure. I know I wouldn't want to do it. I don't blame you if you don't either, since there's so many posted all the time. Tom

Another funny line is when George walks into Jerry's apartment and says:

"You can't handle the truth! (salute)"

The best line was on just today.

"Why don't you let me be? Let me live" GEORGE

Got to make this quick, I am at work and really shouldn't be messing with this stuff.

One of my favorite line goes something like this...

"He repulses me, yet I can't turn away" The Kramer

Oh No! =-o

The BOSS is coming

"TIPPY-TOE, TIPPY-TOE. LEMONTREE"

Not exactly a line, but the funniest thing I have EVER seen on Seinfeld is when Kramer is trying to get Joe Damaggio's attention. (He bangs on the table and goes "Woo!") Anyone see that one? :)

EKS>Not exactly a line, but the funniest thing I have EVER seen on EKS>Seinfeld is when Kramer is trying to get Joe Damaggio's attention. (He EKS>bangs on the table and goes "Woo!") EKS>Anyone see that one? :)

Hahaha... I know what you're talking about. That was one of the funnier "Krameresque" things that he's done. Personally, I think his physical comedy in the Mary Hart episode was perhaps the funniest thing I'd ever seen from him. Oh my gosh, when he's behind the couch and he's flopping all over like a fish out of water, I was on the ground.

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