'Official' break-up rule book

Hi all,

I was wondering if anyone ever compiled an 'official' "Seinfeld rules of the break-up" list?

When do you have to break-up in person, after how many dates? If there has been sex, does that lengthen the time 'you have to put in'? What about if the 'I love you' is out of the bag? Up until what time can you break-up over the phone/fax etc.? What about if there is any Tampax in your house? Is there a point where you CANNOT break up anymore?

Just wondering... (if anyone else had nothing to do)

Er

Mike goes: Did I hear ''list''?

In article , [email] says...

In George's case, engagement was that point. That didn't apply to Jerry.

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The "bump into" always leads into the "backslide".