The True Face Of Scientology

Feb 8, 2003, 5:58 PM ET10 posts by 6 posters
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Fans jokingly riff on a Scientology discussion by imagining it as a Seinfeld episode, with one poster creating a humorous scene of George accidentally offending a Scientologist.

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Matthew Montchalin

|"Lawrence" wrote in message |news:[email]...

<very big snip - I got lost reading all that stuff>

So, did you ever get the $2,500 they promised they would give you?

(In any case, that would have made a great Jerry Seinfeld episode.)

David BrodbeckMatthew Montchalin

I don't even know l Ron Hubbard, I didn't know you were affiliated with that group.....

"Matthew Montchalin" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Matthew MontchalinDavid Brodbeck

On Sun, 9 Feb 2003, David Brodbeck wrote: |I don't even know l Ron Hubbard, I didn't know you were affiliated |with that group.....

Well, it was a very long post, and I got bored reading through most of it, but FWIW, I don't think they are inclined to pay me $2,500, either.

Do you know if there were any really good episodes of the Jerry Seinfeld show where he had to deal with Scientologists knocking on his door?

TheNewsGuy(Mike)Matthew Montchalin

On Mon, 10 Feb 2003 03:04:53 -0800, Matthew Montchalin wrote:

No there weren't, in any episodes, good or bad.

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NooneTheNewsGuy(Mike)

In article , [email] says...

GEORGE (TALKING IN PASSENGER WINDOW) I didn't mean anything by it. I don't even know L. Ron Hubbard! I didn't know you were...

SHE PULLS OUT, LEAVING RUBBER, THEN:

GEORGE (CONT'D) ...with that group.

ELAINE (SHOUTING TO AMY) What about my fish?

JERRY Boy, those Scientologists. They can be pretty sensitive.

ELAINE I'll say.

osmiumMatthew Montchalin

Matthew Montchalin writes:

Jerry Seinfeld

But Scientologistsx don't *do* that, do they? I think of Seventh Day Adventists and Mormons. There was an episode involving the Moonies.

TheNewsGuy(Mike)osmium

On Mon, 10 Feb 2003 08:18:03 -0800, "osmium" wrote:

Frank sold religious items to rev. Yung Sun Moon - he had a face like a big apple pie. In The Understudy.

That's the only "moonie" episode I am aware of.

BTW - when the Jehovah Witnesses knock on my door I tell them I was just going up to have a bath and if they want to come into the tub with me and discuss their religion I would be happy to listen. They always decline. I guess I better lose that weight!

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osmiumTheNewsGuy(Mike)

The News Guy(Mike) wrote:

I was thinking of the episode where the guys in saffron? colored jumpsuits cleaned his carpet at a low price for a chance to convert George. I think the color of those jumpsuits had meaning. I took them to be Moonies.

TheNewsGuy(Mike)osmium

On Mon, 10 Feb 2003 10:01:55 -0800, "osmium" wrote:

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Well, the same idea but by calling himself "Tanya" I thought Wilhelm was an SLA parody.

(bet most people here don't know what I am referring to) http://www.claykeck.com/patty/articles/sfc.htm''

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rericsosmium

"osmium" wrote in message news:...

Wasn't there an episode with a bunch of carpet cleaners who were supposedly part of some cult?

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