problems caused by kramer

this topic has been here a couple of month ago. i'm bringing it up again. so... he droped an ac on a dog he drove mom and pop out of business he left the door of jerry's apt. open and jerry got robbed he convinced jerry to install illegal cable he sold his opera ticket to joe davola who was after jerry he gave newman defected radar and newman got a ticket (he sure deserves it) he droped a candy into a man's body during the surgery he burned susan's father's cabin he vomited on susan he punched mickey mantle into his mouth .......................

He caused a scofflaw (Newman) to get away. He left the busboy's door open, and his dog ran away. He slapped George on the back, causing him to drop the statue. He hit a golf ball into the ocean which later got stuck in a whale's blowhole. He had a fight with a baseball player over a golf game, who then killed his dry cleaner. He stopped short with Mrs. Costanza.

<He left the busboy's door open, and his dog ran away cat

My all time favorite Kramer-induced problem is when he adopts a mile of the highway and paints over the lines to make wider, better lanes, the results being accidents, traffic jams and best of all: Elaine drives through and sparks the paint remover, setting Newman's truck aflame...I die everytime I even think about it. Laurie

laurie wrote in article ...

Actually, in "The Pothole," Newman sparked the paint remover when he rode over the sewing machine that Kramer had found on the highway. Elaine was just on the highway to get to the landfill so she could drop off the garbage from the janitor's closet she was living in (to get Chinese flounder deliveries).

One thing I always wondered about this episode: If Elaine's apartment was out of the delivery area, why couldn't she just go pick up the food herself? There is such a thing as take-out. It certainly would've been easier than moving into the closet, but, obviously, not as comedic. I guess I just answered my own question.

Pete

Actually the sewing machine fell out of Jerry's car, Elaine was taking it to the dump with the garbage.

Rick

Andrea and Joshua Barol wrote:

DOLPHIN? A WHALE! - You must be an architect not a marine bioligist.

I'd like to start a new thread here:

"Things kramer Knows That Ain't So"

• You shouldn't brush your teeth for 24 hours before you go to the dentist.
• You gotta eat before surgery. You need your strength.
• Statue of limitations
• pig man

I had another two or three list items stored in my head when I first thought of this idea, but now they've leaked away. Anyone want to add some more?

On Wed, 10 Sep 1997, Susan Walker-O'Brien wrote:

It's pronounced THERmometer

-Corrina

Kramer --George --the pig man would give you a ride if he had a car."

George --"How do you know, maybe the pig man has a two seater??"

Kramer --"Now you're being ridiculous!"

Deep within the rhetorical morass of alt.tv.seinfeld In article [email] (Susan Walker-O'Brien) wrote :

Kramer thinks that Junior Mints are delicious.

Now THAT's ridiculous.

** Captain Infinity

Circumcisions are barbaric.

He knows that George loves Tony. (Dan Cortese)

That was one of the funniest scenes ever, when kramer pointed at him and said "I think you love him"...Jerry had also said he thinks that George had a non-sexual crush on Tony the mimbo.

Great episode.

S.

'Who leaves a country filled with ponies to live in a non-pony country?...It just doesn't make sense!!!' <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

He also knows that the little man knows everything!!!!

And, of course, people want to make their own pizza

In , "creeping death" writes:

Kramer didn't drive mom & pop out of business. They had unsafe wiring. it was their own fault for not keeping their store up to code.

I thought it was Joe Peppitone he punched, and Mantle he saw dunking at Dinky Donuts.

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No, he punched Mantle, Joe Peppitone was the batter that he "had to plunk". He saw Joe DiMaggio in Dinky Donuts.

Rick

anyway, u have to agree that without his wonderful ideas world could b a much better place

In article [email] (Sarah) wrote :

No, it was definitely a cat. George is much larger and has far less hair.

Kramer was pitching in a fantasy game against the old Yankee greats. He tried to give Joe Pepitone some "chin music" to brush him off the plate, and he plunked him! In the benches clearing brawl that ensued, Kramer punched Mickey Mantle in the nose. In another episode, he saw Joe DiMaggio dunking at Dinky Donuts.

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